Science Abuse Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard it was on at like 5 today, clearly targeting the unemployed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard it was the most amazing thing to grace daytime television since Friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he looked directly into the camera and into your eyes. Once he did that, everyone that watched was either cured of cancer or will never get cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he reenacted the entire dance from Thriller in under 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he divided by zero and multiplied the quotient by awesome, the resulting number was 0bama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he had Cher and Lil Wayne sing "Amabo, cantico, baby why dont we go down to amabo, well get there fast and then we'll vooooo hoooo ooooote, fooooor hoorr horrrr Omabo..." to the tune of Pour Some Sugar On Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he looked directly into the camera and into your eyes. Once he did that, everyone that watched was either cured of cancer or will never get cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard that he did the broadcast from the moon after proving we had not been there before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he gave a homeless man $10,000,000,000 during the commercial than taxed $9,999,999,999 of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he found the end of pi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he outswam Michael Phelps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he got a 97 year old man pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard it was McCain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he was 1/2 black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he came back to life after being crucified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he was 1/2 kenyan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard anyone that watched, was raptured to heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard when you go to heaven, you go to Obama's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I also heard there was a rash of virgin births. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard they were male virgins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I saw it, nothing different and for once I feel that my vote in a candidate may be worth something. What if we accomplish what he wants to accomplish in the next 8-10 years? I like they are campaigning on issues that will effect me and my family, not abortion or fucking gay rights, or stem cell research, or some other religious shit. I could give a fuck what someone else does with their body. But the issues he wants to tackle will effect me and my family and friends. I hope he wins and does accomplish what he has said. This country will be better when he is done, not bankrupt like the one is in power now. To all the McCain supporters that do nothing but call me names and shit and try to ridicule me or make me feel bad because I am voting Democrat like I am un-american, grow up. I'm tired of hearing don't do this or that to the rich 1%. Anyway you slice it not everyone in this country can be "rich" or the "1%" it's not mathematically possible. This country has to have a middle class and poor to function, so the argument about work your ass off is void. if there are all 1%ers in this country who is making your starbucks coffee in the morning? WHo is making your Chipotle burritos? Who is bottling your favorite beer? Who is going to teach your kids K-12? Nobody is going to pay a K-12 teacher anywhere near 250K a year even in private school. Who is on an assembly line making your next dream car? Not a 1%er.... Are going to pay your employees the same wage you make in your business? You would have to if everyone would be "rich". You can vote for whom ever you want. It's time the Middle class and poor get some respect for running this country daily. Because the fact of the matter is the 1%ers don't exist without us, we buy your products, use your services, frequent you businesses. It's about time we got some respect and recognition. Good job your rich, I get it, maybe with a little more money in my pocket for once it will trickle your way. Maybe the trickle works both ways. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Hal is Obama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Hal is Obama I wouldn't be marrying him if he were! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard you and spaceghost ruined the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I wouldn't be marrying him if he were! I heard why Hal doesn't want to marry you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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