Miller Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 I think a law should be pressed: every Ohio citizen must shoot at least two deer in a year. Any further killing of them should be highly encouraged, whether it be with blunt objects, flame throwers, etc. I was coming down 161 last night with a buddy and two girls when a deer (a 7-8 point buck) came hurdling into the side of my car. I was going east bound at 65 - and I had nowhere to go due to the suv next to me. The dears chest crushed my fender and door + turn signal on the right hand side, his head bashed the passenger side windshield and shredded the mirror, wipers, and tore the entire door handle off. The only satisfaction I got was seeing it spin in circles, stand up, and get blasted by the next car. Fuck you deer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 I think a law should be pressed: every Ohio citizen must shoot at least two deer in a year. Any further killing of them should be highly encouraged, whether it be with blunt objects, flame throwers, etc. I was coming down 161 last night with a buddy and two girls when a deer (a 7-8 point buck) came hurdling into the side of my car. I was going east bound at 65 - and I had nowhere to go due to the suv next to me. The dears chest crushed my fender and door + turn signal on the right hand side, his head bashed the passenger side windshield and shredded the mirror, wipers, and tore the entire door handle off. The only satisfaction I got was seeing it spin in circles, stand up, and get blasted by the next car. Fuck you deer Not in the 5.0 I hope. Deer are bad in our area, I got one a few years ago with the STI. Killed that fucker dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted November 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Not in the 5.0 I hope. Deer are bad in our area, I got one a few years ago with the STI. Killed that fucker dead. I'll thank god for that oil leek now. It's down until rob fixes the oil pan tomorrow. Otherwise I would have probably been in that seeing how it was a nice night. Corolla - 1 Deer - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimmel1647545512 Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 HAHAHA wow corolla FTW glad it wasnt the 5.0 and everyhting is okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 If I hit the deer and it was still alive, dazed on the ground, I would have dropped a bow and finished it off... fuck you for destroying my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 The deer I hit in my supra about 5 years ago had three broken legs and a broken kneck. It kept trying to get up and run away. I was extremely pissed so I kicked the deer knocked it down and twisted its kneck around till it stopped moving. One of my parents neighbors was driving by and stopped while I was in the middle of doing this. I had blood on my hands from the deer. Yeah that was a uncomfortable moment. Fuck Peta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 I'm going to be doing my share of population control here in a few weeks. I'll make sure to tell the first one I get that he's dead by your request. "Miller said to fuck you up. :careface: " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyjs3589 Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 I think a law should be pressed: every Ohio citizen must shoot at least two deer in a year. Any further killing of them should be highly encouraged, whether it be with blunt objects, flame throwers, etc. I was coming down 161 last night with a buddy and two girls when a deer (a 7-8 point buck) came hurdling into the side of my car. I was going east bound at 65 - and I had nowhere to go due to the suv next to me. The dears chest crushed my fender and door + turn signal on the right hand side, his head bashed the passenger side windshield and shredded the mirror, wipers, and tore the entire door handle off. The only satisfaction I got was seeing it spin in circles, stand up, and get blasted by the next car. Fuck you deer I just purchased a bow, so hopefully I will be helping out soon enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 I am taking one to the processor tomorrow. Hmmmmm back straps and trail bilogna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 I will kill for trail balony. and yes the deer are thick this year, at my last job i had this fatass, liberal, NPR listening, PITA loving, bitch preach to me how hunting should be banned and somehow abortion was an individuals right to choose. /headslap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 I bought a case of the Busch camo can beer and just want to go hunting now. True story. Kevin R even has a graph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conesmasher Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 I think a law should be pressed: every Ohio citizen must shoot at least two deer in a year. Any further killing of them should be highly encouraged, whether it be with blunt objects, flame throwers, etc. I was coming down 161 last night with a buddy and two girls when a deer (a 7-8 point buck) came hurdling into the side of my car. I was going east bound at 65 - and I had nowhere to go due to the suv next to me. The dears chest crushed my fender and door + turn signal on the right hand side, his head bashed the passenger side windshield and shredded the mirror, wipers, and tore the entire door handle off. The only satisfaction I got was seeing it spin in circles, stand up, and get blasted by the next car. Fuck you deer As far as that fool knows, you were chasing his trim. He was probably just trying to get his jollies off and you cock-blocked him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Fuckin sucks, man. Been there, dealt with that. Twice. Shits weak! Fuck deer. Good thing it wasn't the 5.0! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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