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I think a law should be pressed: every Ohio citizen must shoot at least two deer in a year. Any further killing of them should be highly encouraged, whether it be with blunt objects, flame throwers, etc.

 

I was coming down 161 last night with a buddy and two girls when a deer (a 7-8 point buck) came hurdling into the side of my car. I was going east bound at 65 - and I had nowhere to go due to the suv next to me. The dears chest crushed my fender and door + turn signal on the right hand side, his head bashed the passenger side windshield and shredded the mirror, wipers, and tore the entire door handle off. The only satisfaction I got was seeing it spin in circles, stand up, and get blasted by the next car.

 

Fuck you deer

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I think a law should be pressed: every Ohio citizen must shoot at least two deer in a year. Any further killing of them should be highly encouraged, whether it be with blunt objects, flame throwers, etc.

 

I was coming down 161 last night with a buddy and two girls when a deer (a 7-8 point buck) came hurdling into the side of my car. I was going east bound at 65 - and I had nowhere to go due to the suv next to me. The dears chest crushed my fender and door + turn signal on the right hand side, his head bashed the passenger side windshield and shredded the mirror, wipers, and tore the entire door handle off. The only satisfaction I got was seeing it spin in circles, stand up, and get blasted by the next car.

 

Fuck you deer

 

Not in the 5.0 I hope.

 

Deer are bad in our area, I got one a few years ago with the STI. Killed that fucker dead.

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Not in the 5.0 I hope.

 

Deer are bad in our area, I got one a few years ago with the STI. Killed that fucker dead.

I'll thank god for that oil leek now. It's down until rob fixes the oil pan tomorrow. Otherwise I would have probably been in that seeing how it was a nice night.

 

Corolla - 1

Deer - 0

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The deer I hit in my supra about 5 years ago had three broken legs and a broken kneck. It kept trying to get up and run away. I was extremely pissed so I kicked the deer knocked it down and twisted its kneck around till it stopped moving. One of my parents neighbors was driving by and stopped while I was in the middle of doing this. I had blood on my hands from the deer. Yeah that was a uncomfortable moment. Fuck Peta.
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I think a law should be pressed: every Ohio citizen must shoot at least two deer in a year. Any further killing of them should be highly encouraged, whether it be with blunt objects, flame throwers, etc.

 

I was coming down 161 last night with a buddy and two girls when a deer (a 7-8 point buck) came hurdling into the side of my car. I was going east bound at 65 - and I had nowhere to go due to the suv next to me. The dears chest crushed my fender and door + turn signal on the right hand side, his head bashed the passenger side windshield and shredded the mirror, wipers, and tore the entire door handle off. The only satisfaction I got was seeing it spin in circles, stand up, and get blasted by the next car.

 

Fuck you deer

 

 

I just purchased a bow, so hopefully I will be helping out soon enough...

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I will kill for trail balony.

 

and yes the deer are thick this year, at my last job i had this fatass, liberal, NPR listening, PITA loving, bitch preach to me how hunting should be banned and somehow abortion was an individuals right to choose. /headslap

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I think a law should be pressed: every Ohio citizen must shoot at least two deer in a year. Any further killing of them should be highly encouraged, whether it be with blunt objects, flame throwers, etc.

 

I was coming down 161 last night with a buddy and two girls when a deer (a 7-8 point buck) came hurdling into the side of my car. I was going east bound at 65 - and I had nowhere to go due to the suv next to me. The dears chest crushed my fender and door + turn signal on the right hand side, his head bashed the passenger side windshield and shredded the mirror, wipers, and tore the entire door handle off. The only satisfaction I got was seeing it spin in circles, stand up, and get blasted by the next car.

 

Fuck you deer

 

As far as that fool knows, you were chasing his trim. He was probably just trying to get his jollies off and you cock-blocked him.

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