jarvismb Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Ok, so let's get right to it - there's a Jarvis Island in the South Pacific Ocean. I have no idea why anyone would want to know this, but it's winter and I'm sharing. There's pretty much nothing on it but birds, and it was used for about 2 decades for Guano Mining.Seriously. Guano Mining. Look it up.They dug up poo for a while, then when it was used up, left it as a big hole, so the whole situation is just ripe for pun-related hilarity. I'll leave you all to your imaginations.So that's about it, but I do have an island and that's something. I just thought everyone should know, there is literally a dry, useless, jarvis-themed shithole in the middle of the ocean.Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Road trip!.....er...Boat trip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 ill go let do it. better bring some beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 im in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbluebird Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 can anyone trailer my bike for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I just thought everyone should know, there is literally a dry, useless, jarvis-themed shithole in the middle of the ocean.can anyone trailer my bike for meFirst 'ya gotta find a boat with a trailer hitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbluebird Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 i bet we could use the kegs of beer we would take to make a raft and put the bikes on that then with a little rope and some of them there nautical cleats we would be good to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd#43 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I just thought everyone should know, there is literally a dry, useless, jarvis-themed shithole in the middle of Ohio.Awesome.Didn't everyone here already know this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 i bet we could use the kegs of beer we would take to make a raft and put the bikes on that then with a little rope and some of them there nautical cleats we would be good to goWould this thing really be seaworthy? I mean, a bit bigger maybe, but I'm in if you guys are. And by the way, these guys had a great idea because they built the top out of a beer pong table, so you're all ready to go when you get there.I just thought everyone should know, there is literally a dry, useless, jarvis-themed shithole in the middle of Ohio.Awesome.Didn't everyone here already know this?Dude, that would only be true if I lived in Columbus.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd#43 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Dude, that would only be true if I lived in Columbus....Eh...anything south of me and north of Cincinnati is the middle of the state to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Is it as small as you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted January 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 You know it.Barely visible by satellite.Did I mention it's made of coral and bird shit? It's pretty cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Looked it up, you have an interesting island. I got one too. It's in South Carolina near Charleston. It's about 20 miles by 40 miles square area, between two forks of a river flowing into the Atlantic. Maybe I should claim it. I think it's mostly swamp. It's got a national forest right in the middle of the island. That's a road trip I can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 if its got a national forest you might be able to get some govenment grants woot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.