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I am willing to pay $1000 cash to anyone who can find me a hot female that is not only deaf and blind , but also she must be able to wash dishes and cook hot meals with no errors.

 

I know this is worth more $ than said amount but I don't have time right now to court the women at the deaf and blind school. No midgets.

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Dude, you're going at it all wrong.

 

Deaf and mute.

 

Deaf. And. Mute.

 

 

I still want noise in the bedroom for my self esteem and to add to the crazy factor. :Helen keller climaxing :

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http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/scorch220/bride.jpg

I'd rather have the sloth to hang out with then another pain in the ass woman.

 

Tip of the Day: Never let a bitch know where you live. Afterwards, go home and hang out with your sloth.

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