Dave1647545494 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 try mixing in equal parts jager, 151, and goldschlager makes a 3oz slammer called liquid cocaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I once saw a guy chug entire bottle of Bacardi 151 - which constitutes the single most insane moment of alcohol consumption I have ever personally witnessed. The guy - some out-of-towner with a funny name (like Buddy or something like that) - was already hammered at the time he proceeded to get his guzzle on. Everyone watched in horrored silence as he consumed the entire thing, threw the empty bottle on the ground, and proclaimed proudly, "Chicago's in the fucking house." We all immediately encouraged him to seek the nearest ER. Instead, he opted to walk out of the house in search of a White Castle. Never heard anything from him again. I'd imagine there's a good chance you could find his decomposed body near a White Castle on the East Side of town. So, Wonderboy, get your weakshit three shots in five minutes out of here and come back when you're chugging entire bottles of liquor. I like to stay alive long enough to enjoy my drunk. Not do something that could make me spontaneously combust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I know a guy who drank a liter of whiskey out of a beer bong...still not as good as the 151 story, but that's still crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 try mixing in equal parts jager, 151, and goldschlager makes a 3oz slammer called liquid cocaine Tried Jager and Golschlager (called "starry night") after I already had a good buzz on. BAD IDEA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 everclear is generally a bad idea for me...i was taking shots of it one night, really bad idea lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 <3 Everclear. My roommates and I invented a nifty drink using some delicious pink juice we found with it. We called it "pussy" which was hilarious to hear everyone saying they were going to my kitchen to get some more pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Crown and Seven with a Lemon wedge.....I've killed more gallons of that shit in my many years of travels than I care to admit. That's my shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I once saw a guy chug entire bottle of Bacardi 151 - which constitutes the single most insane moment of alcohol consumption I have ever personally witnessed. The guy - some out-of-towner with a funny name (like Buddy or something like that) - was already hammered at the time he proceeded to get his guzzle on. Everyone watched in horrored silence as he consumed the entire thing, threw the empty bottle on the ground, and proclaimed proudly, "Chicago's in the fucking house." We all immediately encouraged him to seek the nearest ER. Instead, he opted to walk out of the house in search of a White Castle. Never heard anything from him again. I'd imagine there's a good chance you could find his decomposed body near a White Castle on the East Side of town. So, Wonderboy, get your weakshit three shots in five minutes out of here and come back when you're chugging entire bottles of liquor. Have have seen something similar. Had a friend chug a entire bottle of tequila because he wanted the worm. He got it and partied it up the rest of night. (never got sick either). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Tequilla does not have a worm. KillJoy Have have seen something similar. Had a friend chug a entire bottle of tequila because he wanted the worm. He got it and partied it up the rest of night. (never got sick either). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I chuged a 1/4 bottle of goose once, it was bad. Nothing like getting ready to get some ass then running to the bathroom to let your stomach get off. Needless to say I got no sexors that nite you big wussy....one time my wife and I got hammered on vacation dancing on the beach and drinking, went back to the room pounding like animals and both took puke breaks during....but came back to finish deed. That's true love man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 <3 Everclear. My roommates and I invented a nifty drink using some delicious pink juice we found with it. We called it "pussy" which was hilarious to hear everyone saying they were going to my kitchen to get some more pussy. haha that's awesome! well i do like everclear, i just never remember the rest of the night lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I don't believe Jaeger actually contains deer blood currently, although given it's supposed origins I could believe it may have originally. Jaegermeister (I think) means "Master Hunter" in German. That and their logo being the head of a deer makes me think that some crazy ass German hunters could have made some herbal-deer-blood-blitzkrieg-hunting-fuel such as this back in the day. Also, PETA, the FDA and Disney would piss fire on your grandmother's walker for selling a product containing Bambi's blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 you big wussy....one time my wife and I got hammered on vacation dancing on the beach and drinking, went back to the room pounding like animals and both took puke breaks during....but came back to finish deed. That's true love man! LOLZ it wasn't me, I was ready as soon as I got back. Still got some highway lewinsky the next day when I dropped her off 17% tint FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Me and Evan Williams got together nightly when I was active Army. Now my normal poison is Patron silver, Tres Generaciones, and Jaeger. That's as far as liquor is normally concerned. I'll basically shoot everything but whiskey anymore. I drank myself disgusted of whiskey, especially when you go through a 1/5 a night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 It's alarming how many of you fuckers like Jager. Seriously, I think I can tolerate just about anything but Jager - liquid black licorice just isn't my thing, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I know a guy who drank a liter of whiskey out of a beer bong...still not as good as the 151 story, but that's still crazy. Nothing beat our 3 story 12 pac bong @ my old barracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 It's alarming how many of you fuckers like Jager. Seriously, I think I can tolerate just about anything but Jager - liquid black licorice just isn't my thing, I guess. I'm with ya on that one my good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Nothing beat our 3 story 12 pac bong @ my old barracks. WTF, seriously? Please tell me someone actually bonged a whole 12-pack - LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I'm with ya on that one my good man. It's probably because we're both the epitome of awesomeness and grandeur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 It's alarming how many of you fuckers like Jager. Seriously, I think I can tolerate just about anything but Jager - liquid black licorice just isn't my thing, I guess. Because it would be weird if I put alcohol in human blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Because it would be weird if I put alcohol in human blood What do you think you do when you consume a delicious alcoholic beverage, my dear Mr. Watson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 It's probably because we're both the epitome of awesomeness and grandeur. Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 WTF, seriously? Please tell me someone actually bonged a whole 12-pack - LOL. We were Combat Engineers as our chant went like this: We are, we are, we are, we are the engineers, we can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 beers...... There's more, but when your job ryhmes with beer, you drink. I did acomplish this 12 pack feat many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 We were Combat Engineers as our chant went like this: We are, we are, we are, we are the engineers, we can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 beers...... There's more, but when your job ryhmes with beer, you drink. I did acomplish this 12 pack feat many times. Damn, that's crazy. Bonging beers is no joke. It's all deceptive, because you can bong like three or four and be like, "Oh, this is cool, I'm straight" and then all of sudden your buzz sneaks around the corner and bitchslaps you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Bonged a 12-pack at one time? One person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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