Rustlestiltskin Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 So i'm at work and after lunch I knew it was time to drop the post lunch poop so I head into the bathroom. So i'm sittin there droppin off the kids and for some odd reason I felt the need to pull my shirt up over my face. well, in result of that the poop aroma rose upward, lofted into the bottom of my shirt and steamrolled me right in the face. It was like I heard a voice comming from the turds saying "Farva voice-I got you good fucker!!." I started laughin at myself as I just realized I just dutch ovened myself. I then cleaned up and rolled out. the end. (serious) EDIT: to clear everything up about the "why you pull ur shirt over ur face". I just came from working outside and my face was cold in the bathroom lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 http://www.jetnation.com/forums/images/smilies/new/blowup.gif Thats nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 http://www.jetnation.com/forums/images/smilies/new/blowup.gif Thats nasty lol agreed.. but still funny. is it normal for you to want to pull your shirt up like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Technically that isn't a dutch oven and what the fuck pulling your shirt over your face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Technically that isn't a dutch oven and what the fuck pulling your shirt over your face? I just came from working outside and my face was cold lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I bought a Dutch Oven last Thursday at Target. I wish I had known they were free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 This thread would have been a whole lot funnier if it had said "I accidentally gave myself a reacharound yesterday" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 This thread would have been a whole lot funnier if it had said "I accidentally gave myself a reacharound yesterday" You can make that one pookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 You can make that one pookie my arm's not long enough:marc: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I love one wipers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 This thread would have been a whole lot funnier if it had said "I accidentally gave myself a strawberry shortcake yesterday" fixxed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Dutch oven is like.. when you're in bed and cover up your woman, then release the gas. I kno bro, I just felt that I gave myself some type of "modified" dutch oven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 dutch toaster? :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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