SpaceGhost Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/12/23/iboobs/ An application that allows iPhone users to wobble a pair of breasts has been rejected by Apple's application store, denying iPhone geeks the nearest thing to sex they'll get this holiday season. The application was rejected on the grounds of "objectionable content", though with the caveat: "If you believe that you can make the necessary changes so that iBoobs does not violate the iPhone SDK Agreement we encourage you to do so." Though it's hard to see how that wouldn't detract from the core proposition: The app was developed by Mystic Game Development, and we have to accept the possibility that it was done just to demonstrate their character animation middleware - in which case we can only congratulate them on a job well done. Apple is, of course, missing a trick here: a small tweak (ahem) would allow the most enthusiastic vibration to cause the Bulgarian airbags to burst their restraints. Even the rumour of such a feature would no doubt sell a lot of replacement iPhones - in fact, a rumour might work better. Some of the more seasoned Reg hacks reckon this is a rip off of an early DOS application that offered much the same functionality, only using mouse prods rather than tilt functions, so perhaps Apple was more worried about copyright infringement than upsetting the masses. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Hello boobies, goodbye productivity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 That could be hours of fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I wonder if you can slap them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I bet you could shake the iPod and they bounce...Epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I wonder if you can slap them? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 More proof that Apple is for gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 God I want there job... sitting around all day reseearch an development of watching boobs all day to gcreate the perfect shake haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I <3 boobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 If you could shake a big floppy wiener into an excited boner I'm sure Apple would be all over that. so would this guy http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/member.php?u=4448 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 More proof that Apple is for gays. As if you needed any more ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 The OP will be out for blood when he reads those posts ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 The OP will be out for blood when he reads those posts ^^^^ What, is he going to throw an I-Gay at us ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 He's kinda different when it comes to Apples is all. I've been cussed out before by him for less than what you said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 He's kinda different when it comes to Apples is all. I've been cussed out before by him for less than what you said. I'm eagerly awaiting his reply... http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc83/TAZMANJD/EVIL%20STUFF/evil-smiley-face.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 ahahhahahahhahhahme2ahahhahahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 iJaculated to it. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 As if you needed any more ? I don't, but Ben sure does. It's like he's dating a tranny but hasn't gone in for a crotch grab just yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 That could be hours of fun... Or 26 seconds.... oh yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Oh I agree, apples stance is fucking dumb. I don't need stuff censored from me. Any time I was sad I would pull that app up on the phone and I would feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I don't, but Ben sure does. It's like he's dating a tranny but hasn't gone in for a crotch grab just yet. Or he grabbed and liked what he felt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'm sure some 12 year old kid has already found a way around this and has it on his iPhone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 More proof that Apple is for gays. +11ty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Or he grabbed and liked what he felt... Always Sunny in Philly style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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