Buck531 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 God now I'm going to start beatin'. You can beat box? sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Bow chika bow wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 You can beat box? sweet. It's pretty much required when you go K-12 at C-Bus Publik skoolz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Just saw the doughnuts post. Why didn't I get doughnuts? I'm a bad boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 A good boss would get bacon, lettuce, tomato and some bread. Breakfast of champions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 A good boss would get bacon, lettuce, tomato and some bread. Breakfast of champions. Just give me a pound of bacon andI'm set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 This dude I work with makes bacon EVERY morning. He's the anti-christ, it smells so god damn good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I had two cans of pop and some snickerdoodles during my 9-hour shift. I'm running on empty right now. Kenny, speaking of, I could really go for a BLT right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I had one yesterday and it was epic. It might happen again today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I just made a egg/cheese and mcmuffin sandwich.. two of them.. yum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 God damnit I need breakfast, someone bring it to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 only if you lick my taint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 You know I'm good for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Here's the fuckin topper for xmas eve morning. Fell asleep around 5am or a bit after. One of my dogs woke me up at 7am to show me what she'd done to the house. I'll give a quick backstory. Possible spoiler ahead. Left to goto the store yesterday morning/noonish and my young female decided to grab this big fruit bread shit and ate the whole fucking thing off the counter. Something she's only ever done once. She shredded everything and ate all the fruit "whothefuckwouldmakethisshit" bread. My older male didn't touch it. Damn, he's always such a good boy. Anyway, I thought there'd be some poop problems and thought she'd taken care of them earlier in the night. I was sadly, very sadly mistaken. Shit everywhere. No, really. I'm not sure I could exagerate enough for you people to understand. Explosive diarrhea. Puddle by the couch, huge puddle by the downstairs closet, huge puddle by garage door, dripping and various small puddles between each and some on the garage door walkin rug and a couple walls. But wait, there's more. In the kitchen, I had to clean almost half the kithen floor, including half the sliding door and it's blinds, two chairs, the table and the long hallway type rug by the sliding door. It looked like she aimed her ass at the blinds and "shotgun" shitted at them creating glorious runs of shit that were very quickly drying, well, except where it was good and slimy. Almost 2hours later, mulitple towels and paper towels (all now trash bound) and I'm finally done. Thank goodness for latex gloves. It's 64o in here and I'm sweating. Smell's not as bad as I thought it would be. Luckily, I have some carpet cleaner but I'll have to do it again later to make sure there are no stains. Oh, and Febreeze ftmfw. What a fuckin way to start the day. Think I'll just stay up in zombie mode and watch some Springer. That oughta cheer me up a bit. :bs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 i have 4 weeks vacation but... i dont make enough money to afford to use the vacation time... so i normally lose it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Where do you work Kenny? Trane/Ingersoll Rand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 i have 4 weeks vacation but... i dont make enough money to afford to use the vacation time... so i normally lose it Give it to me, asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1647545489 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 That sucks. I was pissed I had to go in Mon/Tues... but I don't go back until the 5th and we got a week off at thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Give it to me, asshole. i try to sell it... but no one wants to give me money to go on vacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 i try to sell it... but no one wants to give me money to go on vacation I'll give you $2 a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'll give you $2 a day. if you blow me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 if you blow me? I'm not sure the exact physics of that, but I'll give it a shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 It's 5:30 in the morning. Fuck my work. That is all. Dude with the economy the way it is now, you should be happy to still have a job idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Dude with the economy the way it is now, you should be happy to still have a job idiot. Fuck that dude, if I don't work I get free money from the government. Handouts FTW, it's the American way. CHANGE, bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Fuck that dude, if I don't work I get free money from the government. Handouts FTW, it's the American way. CHANGE, bitches. good point, I am firing myself as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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