Avenger1647545502 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 'tis the EPIC.... http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2411937 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 hahah, some good stories! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 "and the only description of this voice would be if Charlton Heston, Prince, and Barry White all jerked off into a turkey baster and artificially inseminated Weezy Jefferson WHILE she was toking up on a crack pipe in addition to snorting a mixture of Meth and fiber glass, and this would be the hosed up mutant bastard child's voice." From the tranny hooker story. Funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I wish it was a book that I could I could read a quick chapter while taking a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I wish it was a book that I could I could read a quick chapter while taking a shit. I'm either going to do this, or start taking my laptop to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 im gonna start taking my desktop to the bathroom when I take shits.............i need a laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 great read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I just finished the whole thing. It was honestly the best thing I've read in a long time. Bruiser needs to write a book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyall86 Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 haha.. great reading material for a slow week at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbospec29 Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I just finished the whole thing. It was honestly the best thing I've read in a long time. Bruiser needs to write a book. +1 I only made it to the part of his girl passing so far... He really hits all emotions with this stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfresh285 Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 i have just spend the last hour reading this stuff. it is hilarious. i added it to my favorites so i can go back and read whenever.haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Looks like I've got something to do when I drop my post work dooty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I should have signed up for this job instead of going to college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 oh my fucking god I'm crying reading the racing one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I'm saving the rest of this "doo doo" for work tomorrow. Since, like a sucker, have to work on "loving" NYE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Finished the whole thread today, holy crap, I hope that gets made into a movie. Sucks about his chick, sounded like she was meant for him. Anyone know what he was banned from SA for? If you click the link it says for breaking the rules by making an awesome thread. WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 oh my fucking god I'm crying reading the racing one Fuck.. me too.. OMG "check that, it looked awesome." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 The Nacho Cheese Incident I just knew this one would be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Finished the whole thread today, holy crap, I hope that gets made into a movie. Sucks about his chick, sounded like she was meant for him. Anyone know what he was banned from SA for? If you click the link it says for breaking the rules by making an awesome thread. WTF? If your post are of too high of quality, you are not allowed to be on SA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 If your post are of too high of quality, you are not allowed to be on SA. What kind of faggotry is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 i read this a while ago, and then just re-read most of it. i find it hard to believe that he's not exaggerating quite a bit, and that some of the stories probably never happened. ever wonder why he wins every race, every fight, takes on 3 guys at once, the cheesy lines, etc. etc.??? he definitely knows how to tell a good story though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 he admitted to it being fiction later on, but it doesn't ruin its effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 he admitted to it being fiction later on, but it doesn't ruin its effect. Where? Everything I read said otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Well kinda http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2411937&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=30 c0balt posted: I loved the stories. They were well written and entertaining. I'm still a bit doubtful of all of them being completely true such as you and Jen's father sharing a smoke inside the Waffle House almost two years after Georgia's statewide smoking ban, but it doesn't matter seeing as fiction can be just an entertaining! Thanks for the great read. Welp, you found me out! I was so drat careful to orchestrate everything and I was undone by a technical flaw. Everything I've ever written here has been undone because I said we shared a smoke in a state that has a smoking ban. Orrrrr maybe I pick the next state over from the one we were actually in because I'm tired of getting IM's from internet detectives. Hi-Oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Re-read that, come back when you comprehend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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