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This is pretty cheesy


Buck531

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Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to

the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my

car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe!

They are in trench-coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the

approaching drivers.

 

But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And

of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and

waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

 

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was

not a happy camper!

 

'What's going on here?'

 

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

 

'Well, what the h.e.l.l. are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the

road?'

 

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those

are my emergency flashers!'

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