Buck531 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench-coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly. 'Well, what the h.e.l.l. are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?' I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 i wish you would have got hit by a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyall86 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Made me crack half a smile at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted December 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Ya.. I know. I almost didn't post it. Got it in an email here at work . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 *crickets* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Bahahahhaha =| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 BAHAHAHHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted December 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 *crickets* I bet you have two cutouts.. one of you and one of Sam in the trunk of you car . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 i thought it was funny.but im partially retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Zing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 I'll admit. I got a laugh out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Ehh wasn't too bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I bet you have two cutouts.. one of you and one of Sam in the trunk of you car . Guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 i'm almost out of beer. BTW doc haven't seen you in forever when are some of the old crew gwetting together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 BTW doc haven't seen you in forever when are some of the old crew gwetting together? I'm down for get-together whenever. Maybe after the holidays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I've only met the great Tilley once. He's short, but cute. Kinda like his avatar. awww. One night in the parking lot at IPS, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGU Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 i cracked a small smile just because i could see some people actually thinking that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I'm simple, like a Family Guy joke. I laughed pretty loud for about a second at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I found it amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I found it funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruinms Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I found it funny. only you would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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