Guest Removed Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Stay the fuck away from me. No, I do not want to race you. Your kitted out, primered-up, fart-piped, piece of shit with a bone-stock motor doesn't interest me in the least. It's nowhere near fast enough for me to bother with you. For the few Civic owners that have actually bothered to open your hood and do something under there, I still don't want to be bothered with you. You have chosen a vehicle that places you in a community of dumbfucks. Call me a bigot, but I'm not gonna bother taking the time to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are one of the few worthy people among the sea of stupidity. For the vast majority of Civic owners, the ones who have never modified your car, or seen it as anything more than A-B transportation; Hurrah for you, that you do not harbor the delusion that your car is the Adonis of automobiles. Now, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT LANE IF YOU'RE GONNA DO 50 ON THE FUCKING FREEWAY! :ninja: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 while trailering my car yesterday i had a civic rev his motor at me...why i ask you why? Like you need to ask after all of these years.... You take stupid, impressionable kids, toss in some marketing geniuses and you have the crisis we have today. What really hurts my soul is when you see someone over the age of 18 out ricing around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 i race civics everyday, makes me feel good about beating someone. shit, if they pull up to the badass buick they are BOLD, i would never try to run one of those fast ass things. dont let the 5000 lbs, 4 doors, and handicap sticker fool you, shits ill son. shits ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 i race civics everyday, makes me feel good about beating someone. shit, if they pull up to the badass buick they are BOLD, i would never try to run one of those fast ass things. dont let the 5000 lbs, 4 doors, and handicap sticker fool you, shits ill son. shits ill I lol'd That is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Yo dawg I heard you like cars so we put a civic in your buick so you can drive while you rev to the 9000K red line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 large penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadz89GTA Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Are you talking about me? If not, will you have sex with me? I will give you car parts like I did Brian. Sure Ray, I'll take all donations after teh secks kay???? Just make sure James doesn't find out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Dude... You drive a Park Avenue Civic > Park Avenue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Civic > Park Avenue. Never yet... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Never yet... wanna bet??? i can get a civic to beat on that ass if you think the p.a is that fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 wanna bet??? i can get a civic to beat on that ass if you think the p.a is that fast This thread has finally gained some rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 This thread has finally gained some rep. i try, there is nothing wrong with a well done civic. there is everything wrong with trying to make grandmas car run high 13s. what a waste of $. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Never yet... ive been beat by a turbo civic and a turbo integra....course i didnt have cam, or nawz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 ive been beat by a turbo civic and a turbo integra....course i didnt have cam, or nawz but his is s.c and its tuned by INTENSE, he would walk you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 ive been beat by a turbo civic and a turbo integra....course i didnt have cam, or nawz Before I sold you that cam I made love to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Before I sold you that cam I made love to it Any car part that V8 Beast makes love to instantly adds 69 horse power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dragtimes.com/images/15103-1998-Buick-Park-Avenue.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dragtimes.com/Buick-Park-Avenue-Timeslip-15103.html&usg=__OmRrHL5kwy1autTQ9KTVXuDw-RY=&h=1704&w=2272&sz=251&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=AW1QBLNQ3eo-0M:&tbnh=112&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfast%2Bpark%2Bavenue%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7DKUS%26sa%3DN you own the fastest p.a in the world? omg thats the funniest shit ive ever heard in my life. you are such a corn ball, you have the only p.a that has probably ever been to the track, then had the nerve to post it on the net. you loser, there isnt even an analogy for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Never yet... I think you would look cooler riding in a civic than a park avenue. pussy rate would go up 15-20 points from a park avenue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 you own the fastest p.a in the world? omg thats the funniest shit ive ever heard in my life. you are such a corn ball, you have the only p.a that has probably ever been to the track, then had the nerve to post it on the net. you loser, there isnt even an analogy for this. Second fastest. Was #1 for a month or so, but one of the guys on the Regal club intercooled his and currently has me by about .5 seconds. If I can get garage time to install my next round of parts, and money for the tune, I'll have him without intercooling. Realize that there are only about 20 people that I know of that have ever done engine mods beyond an intake on the PA. The only other guy who claims to have broken into the 13s with a PA never produced a timeslip, and blew his motor long ago anyways. He tried spraying a Series 1, and found out why that isn't smart. As far as it being worth the money, no, probably not. So what? It's my money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Second fastest. Was #1 for a month or so, but one of the guys on the Regal club intercooled his and currently has me by about .5 seconds. If I can get garage time to install my next round of parts, and money for the tune, I'll have him without intercooling. Realize that there are only about 20 people that I know of that have ever done engine mods beyond an intake on the PA. The only other guy who claims to have broken into the 13s with a PA never produced a timeslip, and blew his motor long ago anyways. He tried spraying a Series 1, and found out why that isn't smart. As far as it being worth the money, no, probably not. So what? It's my money. i wasnt complementing you, i was making fun of your ass.i dont care who has the worlds fastest senior citizen mobile, the fact that you think people try to race you is funny, ive ridden with you. its peddle to the floor no matter what, they prolly thought you were trying to race them. point of the matter is, your rant is about the worst one ever, and you should never post about your car, ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qtr_pndr Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 but park ave are bad ass!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 i wasnt complementing you, i was making fun of your ass.i dont care who has the worlds fastest senior citizen mobile, the fact that you think people try to race you is funny, ive ridden with you. its peddle to the floor no matter what, they prolly thought you were trying to race them. point of the matter is, your rant is about the worst one ever, and you should never post about your car, ever again. Dude, you were in my car for all of half a block, and I never got past 3/4 throttle. Like I said in the other thread, I'll mark you down for the spring track day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qtr_pndr Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Dude, you were in my car for all of half a block, and I never got past 3/4 throttle. Like I said in the other thread, I'll mark you down for the spring track day. 50 says you lose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Dude, you were in my car for all of half a block, and I never got past 3/4 throttle. Like I said in the other thread, I'll mark you down for the spring track day. CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Dude, you were in my car for all of half a block, and I never got past 3/4 throttle. Like I said in the other thread, I'll mark you down for the spring track day. that was 3/4s lol what did you get up to 20mph? my 92 rodeo with 192k mi is faster than that thing. mark me down, bring my $ while your at it. cause im working on somthing right now thats going to leave you sitting at the starting line when i take off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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