Ramsey Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 The human torch was denied a bank loan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 love is a figment of those that think they are in its imagination.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Magical voodoo trick that results in losing half your shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 love is not real. it's only in movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 A chemical reaction in your brain as a result of a direct or indirect desire for you to create offspring with another human, which may possess some of the traits you desire to see in your children. The traits may be physical, intellectual, or biological (i.e., immune system, etc.) in nature and we may or may not be conscious of the reasons behind feeling this way. This man gets a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wease Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I think I was in love once. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I think I was in love once. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again... Sounds like you were "in" something else besides love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I love lamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Love is taking care of the woman who takes care of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Love is having a cell mate in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Love is most certainly Billy Mays in your sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
launchin1st Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 love is a jelly doughnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I think I was in love once. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again... I'm concerned about this small asian girl you met in a bathroom. A bathroom I can only assume was the men's room. Outta curiousity, have you ever seen the Crying Game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Love is when she buys car/garage items as gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 love is when she knows your car comes before her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I've had the question, "Do you love that car more than me?" come up more than once. I've found that answering, "Well, she has been with me longer and complains less..." is not the best idea. Love is when you lie and say, "No way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 What is love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 ^^^^ LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Beard Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I've had the question, "Do you love that car more than me?" come up more than once. I've found that answering, "Well, she has been with me longer and complains less..." is not the best idea. Love is when you lie and say, "No way." most deffinately, im sure just about everyone on this forum can say that they've been asked that question. its even worse when you wait to answer, then you get the dreded "had to think about that one huh? well we'll see whos thinking tonight when there wondering why im on the couch" sux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Love between people is bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Tried it a few times, got it wrong. Fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue98ls1 Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I've had the question, "Do you love that car more than me?" come up more than once. I've found that answering, "Well, she has been with me longer and complains less..." is not the best idea. Love is when you lie and say, "No way." I've been asked that question. I answered truthfully because I loved the man and didn't want to lie to him. "Yes I love the car more than you, I would leave you before my car." Needless to say it did not go over well..... and I ended up leaving him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
launchin1st Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 love.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeMubRNufsk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 It you have to ask, you ain't got it. :thumbup: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy43016 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 To me love is making strippers cry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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