Jizzle Juice Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 How about his socks? i Did lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 i had sex in a crib once.... http://www.cannabisculture.com/forums/uploads/1420807-quagmire.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 My son: "Dad, I got a leach on my scrote" Me: *blink blink* "You better get that looked at." Honestly, what kind of fucking idiots think it's a good idea to fuck in a creek? You just pumped her kooter full of infection, congrats. Okay, so I get how the other situations could get someone worked up, the fear of getting caught in the act...But in her little nieces bed ! What kind of sick pedophile shit is that!? Did it in a gazebo next to a playground once, on a picnic table, where kids have birthdays. I'm a horrible person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98transam Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 LOL at fucking in a bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 I had sex in my bed once, missionary position with my socks off. It was fucking wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 nailed my g/f a couple times on her parents couch, while her mom was in the bedroom just down the hall. then again in the hot tub in north carolina, on the back porch, while her parents and friends of the family were on the other side of the glass inside. lights on inside + night outside, hopefully they couldnt see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Did it in a gazebo next to a playground once, on a picnic table, where kids have birthdays. I'm a horrible person. Did it have stuffed animals all around it and hello kitty sheets on the table? Maybe a little dresser in it with a pink bookbag on the floor filled with crayons? See my point, that's just a little too creapy for me to get off to. But fuck it, don't let the little girls room cock block you . Just please don't tell me you blew your load on her my little pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 I had sex in my bed once, missionary position with my socks off. It was fucking wild. You think that's nasty, try keeping one sock on. It's dirty, but you know you like it! :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 I'm a virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 I'm a virgin Artificial insemination?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Artificial insemination?? No... the gardener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 No... the gardener haha WOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 this was not my first expeirence, i just layed there my first time and thought it was the greatest moment ever. i didnt even pump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quick35th Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 I lasted just over 2 hours my first time, now I cant make it past 10 seconds Shane Glynn Motorsports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 My first time I faked it.... Which is why I'm still a virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 this was not my first expeirence, i just layed there my first time and thought it was the greatest moment ever. i didnt even pump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 had one of my Ex's on top of a dog house doggie style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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