TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Large photos here: http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/jessica_simpson_what_in_the_he.php (click on each photo to enlarge) http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0126%20Jessica%20Simpson%20Cookoff/post_image/post_image-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_00.jpg http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0126%20Jessica%20Simpson%20Cookoff/gallery_main/gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_02.jpg http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0126%20Jessica%20Simpson%20Cookoff/gallery_main/gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_06.jpg http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0126%20Jessica%20Simpson%20Cookoff/gallery_main/gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_04.jpg http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0126%20Jessica%20Simpson%20Cookoff/gallery_main/gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_03.jpg http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0126%20Jessica%20Simpson%20Cookoff/gallery_main/gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_08.jpg http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0126%20Jessica%20Simpson%20Cookoff/gallery_main/gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_14.jpg http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0126%20Jessica%20Simpson%20Cookoff/gallery_main/gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_15.jpg http://www.page2live.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessica2.jpg http://www.page2live.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessica4.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 http://www.hulu.com/watch/10333/saturday-night-live-mom-jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Wow...someone crawled into a box of Krispy Kreme... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Motorsports1647545491 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 i would still smash it, i just wouldnt tell you guys about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Is it wrong that I'd still tear it up? I'd take her out for ice cream afterwards too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 granny panties are sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 i dont mind a little extra but god damn did she put on some pounds.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 A few funny quotes from an article about this mess. “She looks like she should start using diet soap,” “She could probably fall down now and not even know it.” “Hopefully she didn’t dance onstage and make the band skip,” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Bahaha! I like the stretch panel on the back of the belts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 ugh.....wtf happened to her? she used to be sooo sexy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 WFT happened??? I saw a pic of her a few days ago on the beach in a white bikini looking sexy as mofo??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 would NNOTTTTT hit no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 WFT happened??? I saw a pic of her a few days ago on the beach in a white bikini looking sexy as mofo??? more then likely a old pic.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Two belts eh? When all you've got going for you is your body.... you really don't want to let it slip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I mean hey...it looks like her tits got even bigger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtschulze Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I'm calling prego! It looks like shes trying to hide it. Nothing else makes sense. The only thing about her is her body. If she just packed on the pounds, her manager is probably going ape shit over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 poor girl. now she's dumb and fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizzzzle Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 At first I said to myself, "self I would definitely still hit that arsss" but after further review I decline and retract my previous statement. What the f*ck happened? She has to be pregnant or sumtin? But whos da babies daddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Mom Jeans FTL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Probably took over anna nicoles TRIM SPA contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I wonder if Proactiv works on cellulite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!1one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Shes not even sexy anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Nick Lachey says http://www.vikdavid.com/blog/pics/nelson-haha.gif to Tony Romo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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