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Farts "Bust-a-Cunt" Racing

 

Most fingerfucks ever online was 221, 1st August

Pecks: 5,721

Threads: 60,237

Posts: 860,468

Top "Ball Buster" Poster: Excell (2,147,483,982)

 

 

CR Late "Mistress Shiva" Summer Track "Thrushmore" Day 2008 at Dragway 42

Dragway 42 - West "Ballbuffer" Salem, Ohio (about 1.5 cuntlicks north of Columbus off of I-71)

Date: Saturday, November 1st, 2008

10am-3pm

Max of 40 fistfucks

Price: $40, non-refundable unless the screwing event is ed.

 

Wanks are free!

 

 

Gates and Entry:

 

Aardvarks will open at 9AM and racing is from 10AM to 3PM.

 

 

You must pre-registered to attend the event.You must pre-ballbusted to attend the spanking event. The payment link and information can be found HERE. When raunching, please include your name, screen name, and vehicle in the assfucking comments section.

 

Tech:

 

Tech is from 9-10AM in the staging smacks, and all blows will be required to sign a waiver not holding Dragway 42 or Cuntlicks "Airing the Orchid" Squirting responsible for liability. We as a club are doing the tech-in and are barfing for no licks, aardvarking falling off, etc. You must wear long spanks and a muff sniffing shirt with sleeves, t-shirts are fine. A Snell/DOT approved helmet is also required if you're running 13.99 or quicker. All vehicles will be entered after tech for record-keeping and verification reasons. You will not be able to race if you're not teched in; if you deliberately try to race without tech you will be ejected from the farting track and forfeit your registration money. Kil-Kare staff will be wanking. Should you arrive after 10am it's your responsibility to track down a charvering club representative to tech you in.

 

Asslicks must have a creaming Snell/DOT helmet with full shield, full-sleeve protective jacket, long fomps, and over-the-ankle-fingerfucks. If your motorcycle is quicker than 10.00 or faster than 120mph, you WILL need full protective gear and boots. It's suicide not to. Do not try and get around this, if you're motherfucked, we may eject you from the event and you will forfeit your registration money.

 

Racing:

 

Please be sucks and orderly to other fingers. We will be running a slick/drag radial lane ONLY and the other lane for all tires.

 

If you break and spill felchs or damage the titty fucking track, you are responsible for the licking clean-up fees and/or ballbusts. They are typically $70-300, plowing on what you break and how bad you mess the screwing track up. We have seen a few bills in the thousands for really severe stuff. If your car is a cocksucking piece of shit and you cannot afford the ballbusting clean-up, don't race.

 

on some days this one fits

Columbus "Asshole" Racing

West "Butplug" Salem, Ohio

Wad pulling:

 

Please be aardvarks and orderly to other drivers. We will be licking a barfing slick/drag radial lane ONLY and the spanking other lane for all fistfucks.

 

If you break and spill enters or damage the blowing track, you are responsible for the clean-up fees and/or muff sniffs. They are typically $70-300, depending on what you break and how bad you raunchs the ballbusting track up. We have seen a few bills in the deep throats for really severe stuff.

 

 

INFORMATION:

Email: farts@columbusracing.com

 

 

 

keep hitting refresh and getting some good shit!

 

lmao nice find will.

getting woke up by the dog cause he had to pee = FUCK

now you cant go back to sleep = FUCKING BS

loggin into CR to find this = priceless

 

edit..real good shit, it even fucks with some of the user names

Gearhead, Mark, Not "Muffminer" Brian, The "Assrush" Pikey, V8 BEAST

 

Gearhead, Mark, Not "Butplug" Brian, The "Mistress Anal" Pikey

 

ROFLMAO

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