Guest 614Streets Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 You see exactly what they changed? COLUMBUSRACING.COM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRAntwon Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Uhhh wtf lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 snipe edit: fuck b10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 snipe edit: fuck b10 Bwhaha look at your name through that link. "El "Cockboy" Borracho" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Bwhaha look at your name through that link. "El "Cockboy" Borracho" :funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Please be courteous and orderly to other drivers. We will be unclefucking a slick/drag radial lane ONLY and the fisting other lane for all tires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 bwahahaha!!!! i may have been slightly intoxicated reading this...but i thought it was absoulutly amazing!!!!!!!!! i laughed my ass off, espcially at the fingerfucking part. lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 it changes every time too! I was trying to show my friend lol and is there a reason prettyprix shows up on it every single time??? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I am appalled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 :bangbang: Give it to me Racing does not condone illegal street assfucking :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Farts "Bust-a-Cunt" Racing Most fingerfucks ever online was 221, 1st August Pecks: 5,721 Threads: 60,237 Posts: 860,468 Top "Ball Buster" Poster: Excell (2,147,483,982) CR Late "Mistress Shiva" Summer Track "Thrushmore" Day 2008 at Dragway 42 Dragway 42 - West "Ballbuffer" Salem, Ohio (about 1.5 cuntlicks north of Columbus off of I-71) Date: Saturday, November 1st, 2008 10am-3pm Max of 40 fistfucks Price: $40, non-refundable unless the screwing event is ed. Wanks are free! Gates and Entry: Aardvarks will open at 9AM and racing is from 10AM to 3PM. You must pre-registered to attend the event.You must pre-ballbusted to attend the spanking event. The payment link and information can be found HERE. When raunching, please include your name, screen name, and vehicle in the assfucking comments section. Tech: Tech is from 9-10AM in the staging smacks, and all blows will be required to sign a waiver not holding Dragway 42 or Cuntlicks "Airing the Orchid" Squirting responsible for liability. We as a club are doing the tech-in and are barfing for no licks, aardvarking falling off, etc. You must wear long spanks and a muff sniffing shirt with sleeves, t-shirts are fine. A Snell/DOT approved helmet is also required if you're running 13.99 or quicker. All vehicles will be entered after tech for record-keeping and verification reasons. You will not be able to race if you're not teched in; if you deliberately try to race without tech you will be ejected from the farting track and forfeit your registration money. Kil-Kare staff will be wanking. Should you arrive after 10am it's your responsibility to track down a charvering club representative to tech you in. Asslicks must have a creaming Snell/DOT helmet with full shield, full-sleeve protective jacket, long fomps, and over-the-ankle-fingerfucks. If your motorcycle is quicker than 10.00 or faster than 120mph, you WILL need full protective gear and boots. It's suicide not to. Do not try and get around this, if you're motherfucked, we may eject you from the event and you will forfeit your registration money. Racing: Please be sucks and orderly to other fingers. We will be running a slick/drag radial lane ONLY and the other lane for all tires. If you break and spill felchs or damage the titty fucking track, you are responsible for the licking clean-up fees and/or ballbusts. They are typically $70-300, plowing on what you break and how bad you mess the screwing track up. We have seen a few bills in the thousands for really severe stuff. If your car is a cocksucking piece of shit and you cannot afford the ballbusting clean-up, don't race. on some days this one fits Columbus "Asshole" Racing West "Butplug" Salem, Ohio Wad pulling: Please be aardvarks and orderly to other drivers. We will be licking a barfing slick/drag radial lane ONLY and the spanking other lane for all fistfucks. If you break and spill enters or damage the blowing track, you are responsible for the clean-up fees and/or muff sniffs. They are typically $70-300, depending on what you break and how bad you raunchs the ballbusting track up. We have seen a few bills in the deep throats for really severe stuff. INFORMATION: Email: farts@columbusracing.com keep hitting refresh and getting some good shit! lmao nice find will. getting woke up by the dog cause he had to pee = FUCK now you cant go back to sleep = FUCKING BS loggin into CR to find this = priceless edit..real good shit, it even fucks with some of the user names Gearhead, Mark, Not "Muffminer" Brian, The "Assrush" Pikey, V8 BEAST Gearhead, Mark, Not "Butplug" Brian, The "Mistress Anal" Pikey ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Its like an ad-lib for grownups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Its like an ad-lib for grownups. Hefty "Clitcollector" Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Bwhaha look at your name through that link. "El "Cockboy" Borracho" hahahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 CR Late "Fuck me for a Buck" Summer Track "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Day 2008 at Dragway 42 LMAO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Top "Butplug" Poster: Excell (2,147,483,982) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Sign me up for the Summer "BumBanging" meet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Not Brian "Anusapple Brian" good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxbOCSNegI0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsn2o281 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Fuckin funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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