Scotty2Hotty Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 I don't like this at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jizzle Juice Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Comment she sent me: THANKS FOR THE ADD LOVE... WEST GOOD WEST YA NAME PAPI .... DEY CALL YA GURL GIGI OR MAMI BKLUEK BKAYBKY.... My comment back: SUP MAMI. U SEXXI AS SHYT. AND U TAWT LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER FUKS LOLZ Her: THANK YU PAPI U SEX C TOO SO WHERE YU STAY AT I STAY ON 40TH PLACE BY THE COLLISEUM Me: GURL U'S FIIINE. I STAY OVA ON MURGGLE STREET BY JENSON'S. SO WUT U INTO? WE SHULD GET 2GETHA SUM TIME AND KICK IT. Her: fasho lyk i stay by the colliseum on 4OTH PLACE BT WE CAN KICC IT DIS FRI/SAT? ITS UP TOO YU JUST DROP YA NUM OR ILL GIVE YU MINE BABY Me: word. we shuld head down 2 smooodle strett ova by the purplenurple and get us sum tenderbuggs. u eva had dat shyt? a sexxi thing lyke u should antoo. Her: NO IVE NEVER HAD ONE :}..... SO WHEN ? LOL YU HAVE A CAR ? Me: I take great joy in the fact that our speaking in broken English does not distract from our lust for using made up words and fictional names for places that don't exist. And to answer your question... nah i dont guts no car, but i can gets one any time. we shuld hook up an get some skunkertoofs this weekend den chill at mah plce ova on murggle streat. Imma treat u rite all night long. Her: LOL THAT SOUNDS GOOD WITH ME PAPI Me: The human race is doomed. Her: HMMM WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT???? Me: I'm just depressed. I found out my dad has sickle cell anemia. This bitter world suddenly seems all topsy-turvy. What is a gentle poet such as myself to do now? Her: SWEETY IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT BT LOVE YU JUST GOTTA STAY STRONG HAVE HOPE AND FAITH AND PRAY IMA PRAY FOR YU AND YOUR FAMILY Me: LOLZ IMMA JUS KIDDIN. I DONT NO WHO MY DAD IS. So wear u wanna kik it dis weekend? u gonna wear sumthin pretty for me Her: DNT PLAY LYK THAT OH MY I C YU LYK TO PLAY AROUND ALOT THATS A TURN OFF....AND OF COURSE !!!! HMMMM IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER WHERE WE KICK IT AT .... Me: wat if we kick it at the sickle cell wing at da hospital. Her: UM I DNT KNOW WHERE THAT IS LMAO HOW BOUT CANDY LANE ON JAYDLE DRIVE? Me: HAHAHA!AAAAAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ohhhhhh gollygosh. I'm going to have to keep my eyes on you, kiddo. Her: LOL YEA LYK I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO CANDY LANE RIDE IN A TOP MELLOW HOP ON DA FREEWAY GET SOME PETRO IN GO TO FANTASY RD. AND GO ALL THE WAY DOWN TO 69 STREET LMAO Me: And then I'm going to sodomize you until you bleed. Her: OH MY THATS GONNA HURL OUCH LOL Me: Yup. I'm goin' dry too. Anyway... so what position do you like the best? Her: DAMN YU GOIN DRY WOW YU REALLY TRYNA HURT ME HUH YU GONE PULL ON MY HAIR LOL AND I DNT HAVE A FAV HONESTLY IM A VIRGIN...:] Me: Seriously? I don't belive that. You look like a huge whore. Her: WHAT !!!! WELL IM NOT Me: Then why did you send me that picture of your vagina? She then removed me from her friends list. I re-added her a week later and posted this comment to her profile: Me: What would you say if I toooooold you. I've always wanted to hooooooold you. I don't know what we're afraaaaaaaaaaaaid of. Nothing would change if we maaaaaaaaaade love. 'Cause I'll be yooooooour friend. And I'll be yooooooour lover. Well I know in our hearrrrrts we agree. We don't have to be one or the otttttttther. Her: YU KNOW Y I DELETED YU IT WAS BKUZ YU GOT ME MIXED UP WITH SOME OTHER FEMALE AND THOUGHT I SENT YU A PIC OF MY PUSSY WHICH I DIDNT IM NOT THAT TYPE AND NOT ONLY THAT I JUST RECENTLY MET YU WTF I DNT EVEN HAVE YOUR NUM SO THATS Y U GOT DELETED Me: No, i jus said i wanted u 2 send a pic of ur vagina. Send 1 and this thing can all be aken care of Her: LOL MAIN YU A LAME DNT SEND ME NOMORE FRIEND REQUEST BYE I was removed from her friends list once again. I immediately re-added her to which she accepted. I promptly sent this comment: Me: I think I'm in love with you. Her: YOUR WHAT ????? Me: I love you. please be mine forever. :funny: lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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