Alex L. Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 I'm sitting in studyhall today and I overhear some girl bench racing with another girl. Girl 1 was arguing that her boyfriend's Civic would beat girl 2's brother's Jeep. Why they were arguing about this I do not know, but girl 1 was absolutely 100% sure that the Civic was untouchable because it had "V-tekk, nawzz, and was getting a TURBOOOOO". It was the biggest facepalm moment that I've ever had in this school. Has the scene really dwindled this much that HS girls are arguing about this shit? Anyone have any insight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 I'm sitting in studyhall today and I overhear some girl bench racing with another girl. Girl 1 was arguing that her boyfriend's Civic would beat girl 2's brother's Jeep. Why they were arguing about this I do not know, but girl 1 was absolutely 100% sure that the Civic was untouchable because it had "V-tekk, nawzz, and was getting a TURBOOOOO". It was the biggest facepalm moment that I've ever had in this school. Has the scene really dwindled this much that HS girls are arguing about this shit? Anyone have any insight? race both with your car... fuck both bitches... profit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Bitches be ugly and and I don't need to waste my gas on either car. So, no profit available there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 confuscious say man who fart in church sit in pew I read this than my brain kersploded. As for the turbo-nawzed civic, I am too scared to make fun of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 It does seem terrifyingly intimidating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 It does seem terrifyingly intimidating. Whats sad is a well-built, boosted, juiced civic would be a god damn fast car. Its just I hear so much talk about "some douche and his super civic" I immediately think BS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 i woulda walked by and said " yea i have a supra...no biggy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 i woulda walked by and said " yea i have a bastard child GM Mazda halfbreed...no biggy" fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 I'm sitting in studyhall today and I overhear some girl bench racing with another girl. Girl 1 was arguing that her boyfriend's Civic would beat girl 2's brother's Jeep. Why they were arguing about this I do not know, but girl 1 was absolutely 100% sure that the Civic was untouchable because it had "V-tekk, nawzz, and was getting a TURBOOOOO". It was the biggest facepalm moment that I've ever had in this school. Has the scene really dwindled this much that HS girls are arguing about this shit? Anyone have any insight? don't mean to bust your bubble but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble so next time a girl gives you the play just remember my rhyme and get the hell away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 "if it wernt for that horse, i wouldnt have finished that last year of college." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 "if it wernt for that horse, i wouldnt have finished that last year of college." Blood just shot out of my nose. [/Lewis Black] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 wow civic with vtek. tell them to visit http://www.40roll.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 the OP drives a supra I know that but the LS-Rx is funnier to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 PIIThierB. problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Bitches be ugly That's why man invented the light switch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 "if it wernt for that horse, i wouldnt have finished that last year of college." +rep cause Lewis Black is funny. To the OP. I am sitting at work (down the road from where you are probally at school) And a CRX with a huge fart pipe and nawzzz stickers drove by my shop. I am pretty sure it would toast your supra....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 I have nothing against a well built Civic. Hell, there are plenty of them out there that are pretty damn fast. However, I hate hearing people throw words around like that. I just looked at the girls and said "my car is faster than both of those" and they shut up pretty quick. As far as the girls go, one is meh, but I'd have to be blind in the dark for the other one. So, I'm not looking to bury the penor in either of these two. Andy, you're probably right, the Supra's pretty slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 It's hard not to say anything when you hear that kind of heinous crap hitting your ears. I wonder if the Civic was supercharged too. Hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 It's hard not to say anything when you hear that kind of heinous crap hitting your ears. I wonder if the Civic was supercharged too. Hmm. Awwww ... surbo-juiced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 It was the GTR model with an electric supercharger to boot. I would have an ice cube's chance in hell of beating that car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I have nothing against a well built Civic. Hell, there are plenty of them out there that are pretty damn fast. However, I hate hearing people throw words around like that. I just looked at the girls and said "my car is faster than both of those" and they shut up pretty quick. As far as the girls go, one is meh, but I'd have to be blind in the dark for the other one. So, I'm not looking to bury the penor in either of these two. Andy, you're probably right, the Supra's pretty slow. My above post was sarcasm. There is no such thing as a well built civic. /flame suit on. They should be left for dd duties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 All Civics are gay and all Supras are gay. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Why? Because I said so. They're gay, go deal with your homosexuality elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Cobra=gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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