LMFAO My Ex wants to roll race me.

[Tripleskate]

Today I received a somewhat belligerent text from a friend, exclaiming that my ex-girlfriend was giving him "the 20 questions" on how "modded" my car is. Apparently in an effort to "get me", she wants me to race her new boytoy's Protege5. Just to have a roaring good laugh, we told her "yup, it dun gots a stg2 peaking 18psi". I feel bad for the fella because it sounded like he must not know about this little "setup". I'm still having a good chuckle over all this. And to top this ricerfest off, she wanted to "bet me and take my money".

Cliffs: Newer slow Ricer vs. Older slower Ricer ; EPIC SHOWDOWN

Discuss.

[Tripleskate]

Oh yeah, for the double. My ex was so dense that she was not aware that her Impala was a GM.

[RedRocket1647545505]

WTF is this faggot tree?

[Kevin R.]

Just PIIHB instead.

[Draco-REX]

1. Borrow one of the turbo vettes here

2. Say it's your new car

3. Take his(her?) money

4. Hit a strip club, and buy a lap dance with the money.

[Kevin R.]

1. Borrow one of the turbo vettes here

2. Say it's your new car

3. Take his(her?) money

4. Hit a strip club, and buy a lap dance with the money.

 

 

OR, piihb.

[SRTurbo04]

orrr set up a 100$ race an ill race him in a neon....

[Draco-REX]

OR, piihb.

 

Never stick your dick in crazy.

[Kevin R.]

Never stick your dick in crazy.

 

Lame.

[Farkas]

Never stick your dick in crazy.

 

Life's lesson right here, Phil.

[sol740]

orrr set up a 100$ race an ill race him in a neon....

 

 

I will take also take a $100.00 race, just tell him its a lancer.

[sol740]

Never stick your dick in crazy.

 

Crazy bitches can fuck though.

[Kevin R.]

Crazy bitches can fuck though.

 

Precisely.

[Stimmel1647545512]

Protoge 5 really? racing one? really pure gay fail right there

[sol740]

Never stick a ring on crazy.

[Kevin R.]

Never put a baby in crazy.

 

[JuicedH22]

neat.

[Dave1647545494]

Never stick your dick in crazy.

 

you will never get laid

 

everyone knows bitches be crazy

[Guest tbutera2112]

ide laugh if you put up money and he beat you in his protege...

[Tripleskate]

Lol, apparently she's "networking" with all of her "hustler status" underclassmen friends to "pwn me". Open invitation.

[ICEMAN1647545504]

ide laugh if you put up money and he beat you in his protege...

 

This looks like a more probable outcome...

[Tripleskate]

ide laugh if you put up money and he beat you in his protege...

When I first started driving my car, I kept pace with an older gent in a speedprotege...At the track of course. I'm still waiting for a modlist from them.

[Guest tbutera2112]

Lol, apparently she's "networking" with all of her "hustler status" underclassmen friends to "pwn me". Open invitation.

 

do you atleast have the speed model? you do know that a mazda3 with the n/a 2.3L tops out at 111mph before you hit redline in 4th and the awesome fuel cut out... i know this because i used to DD one, theyre pigs

 

111mph isnt too much from a roll...

 

but against a protege, i guess it may be

[sol740]

 

 

... whoops ...

[99ta]

wow...