Tripleskate Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Today I received a somewhat belligerent text from a friend, exclaiming that my ex-girlfriend was giving him "the 20 questions" on how "modded" my car is. Apparently in an effort to "get me", she wants me to race her new boytoy's Protege5. Just to have a roaring good laugh, we told her "yup, it dun gots a stg2 peaking 18psi". I feel bad for the fella because it sounded like he must not know about this little "setup". I'm still having a good chuckle over all this. And to top this ricerfest off, she wanted to "bet me and take my money". Cliffs: Newer slow Ricer vs. Older slower Ricer ; EPIC SHOWDOWN Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Oh yeah, for the double. My ex was so dense that she was not aware that her Impala was a GM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 WTF is this faggot tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Just PIIHB instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 1. Borrow one of the turbo vettes here 2. Say it's your new car 3. Take his(her?) money 4. Hit a strip club, and buy a lap dance with the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 1. Borrow one of the turbo vettes here 2. Say it's your new car 3. Take his(her?) money 4. Hit a strip club, and buy a lap dance with the money. OR, piihb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 orrr set up a 100$ race an ill race him in a neon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 OR, piihb. Never stick your dick in crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Never stick your dick in crazy. Lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Never stick your dick in crazy. Life's lesson right here, Phil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 orrr set up a 100$ race an ill race him in a neon.... I will take also take a $100.00 race, just tell him its a lancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Never stick your dick in crazy. Crazy bitches can fuck though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Crazy bitches can fuck though. Precisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimmel1647545512 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Protoge 5 really? racing one? really pure gay fail right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Never stick a ring on crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Never put a baby in crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 neat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Never stick your dick in crazy. you will never get laid everyone knows bitches be crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 ide laugh if you put up money and he beat you in his protege... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Lol, apparently she's "networking" with all of her "hustler status" underclassmen friends to "pwn me". Open invitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 ide laugh if you put up money and he beat you in his protege... This looks like a more probable outcome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 ide laugh if you put up money and he beat you in his protege... When I first started driving my car, I kept pace with an older gent in a speedprotege...At the track of course. I'm still waiting for a modlist from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Lol, apparently she's "networking" with all of her "hustler status" underclassmen friends to "pwn me". Open invitation. do you atleast have the speed model? you do know that a mazda3 with the n/a 2.3L tops out at 111mph before you hit redline in 4th and the awesome fuel cut out... i know this because i used to DD one, theyre pigs 111mph isnt too much from a roll... but against a protege, i guess it may be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 ... whoops ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99ta Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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