Comebackkid Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I heard this last night a thought I would share. Girl's with big boob's work at hooter. So where do girls work with one leg???? I HOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Wow thats as old as the interwebz!! But still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Wow thats as old as the interwebz!! But still funny What dam I need to watch more tv lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 two and a half men... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 two and a half men... yup that kids funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 The male sperm whale ejaculates 400 gallons of semen during mating.. and you wonder why the ocean is so salty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 The male sperm whale ejaculates 400 gallons of semen during mating.. and you wonder why the ocean is so salty. ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 yup that kids funny werd, good show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Girl calls her mom and says "Can you believe it, I am pregnant again there must be something in the air" her mom replies "Yeah its called your legs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 coldest spot on a man's body?? his balls: they're two below a patient told me that one a few weeks ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Wow thats as old as the interwebz!! But still funny Mopar... Why are you posting on Brandons SN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 The male sperm whale ejaculates 400 gallons of semen during mating.. and you wonder why the ocean is so salty. thats just not right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 does anyone like fishsticks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 A hospital in need of help hired a new nurse. While being given a tour around the building she looked in a room and noticed a man vigorously masturbating. She stopped screamed, "WTF this cant be acceptable! That man is masturbating!" The doctor that was giving her the tour told her it was perfectly ok. "That man has a condition where he produces too much sperm and if he doesnt ejaculate at least 10 times a day his scrotum will surely explode." A little blown away, but understanding of the issue the nurse continued the tour. A few rooms down she noticed a nurse performing oral sex on another patient. She stopped and said, "Doctor that nurse is giving that man oral sex... Why??? That cant be acceptable can it????!" The doctor calmly replied, "Same condition... better insurance." oldie but goodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 A hospital in need of help hired a new nurse. While being given a tour around the building she looked in a room and noticed a man vigorously masturbating. She stopped screamed, "WTF this cant be acceptable! That man is masturbating!" The doctor that was giving her the tour told her it was perfectly ok. "That man has a condition where he produces too much sperm and if he doesnt ejaculate at least 10 times a day his scrotum will surely explode." A little blown away, but understanding of the issue the nurse continued the tour. A few rooms down she noticed a nurse performing oral sex on another patient. She stopped and said, "Doctor that nurse is giving that man oral sex... Why??? That cant be acceptable can it????!" The doctor calmly replied, "Same condition... better insurance." oldie but goodie Epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 The male sperm whale ejaculates 400 gallons of semen during mating.. and you wonder why the ocean is so salty. Hahaha, nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 The Gynecologist Who Wanted to be a Mechanic A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such a n outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 A man says to his wife, honey let me cum in your ear. Shocked at his question, she replies with a no. He asks why not, she tells him she could go deaf or something. He pauses for a second and says bullshit, I cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 A man says to his wife, honey let me cum in your ear. Shocked at his question, she replies with a no. He asks why not, she tells him she could go deaf or something. He pauses for a second and says bullshit, I cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up. Epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 A man says to his wife, honey let me cum in your ear. Shocked at his question, she replies with a no. He asks why not, she tells him she could go deaf or something. He pauses for a second and says bullshit, I cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up. I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1fast5gp Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 A man says to his wife, honey let me cum in your ear. Shocked at his question, she replies with a no. He asks why not, she tells him she could go deaf or something. He pauses for a second and says bullshit, I cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 The Gynecologist Who Wanted to be a Mechanic A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such a n outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career." Way too long, but hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 A man buys himself a new harley, he adds a personalized emblem to the front of it. Problem is whenever it rains it keeps falling off. He finally figured out if he rubbed ky jelly on it, it won't fall off. His girlfriend comes home from work one day saying that her parents wanted them to come over for dinner. It was a nice day so they decided to take the bike. When they get there, she tells him to not say anything at dinner. He asks why, she says whoever speaks has to do the dishes. They walk in and the man glances in the kitchen to see dishes piled damn near to the ceiling. He says to himself I'll get someone to say something. So in the middle of dinner, he grabs his girlfriend throws her on the table and starts fucking her. Her parents stare in disbelief, but don't say a word. He finishes and can't believe it didn't work. He then grabs her mom and starts fucking her on the table again, no one says anything. Disappointed he sits back down, trying to figure out another strategy. He looks outside and notices its starting to sprinkle. He stands up and removes the ky jelly from his pocket, only to hear her dad scream I'll do the dishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 A man buys himself a new harley, he adds a personalized emblem to the front of it. Problem is whenever it rains it keeps falling off. He finally figured out if he rubbed ky jelly on it, it won't fall off. His girlfriend comes home from work one day saying that her parents wanted them to come over for dinner. It was a nice day so they decided to take the bike. When they get there, she tells him to not say anything at dinner. He asks why, she says whoever speaks has to do the dishes. They walk in and the man glances in the kitchen to see dishes piled damn near to the ceiling. He says to himself I'll get someone to say something. So in the middle of dinner, he grabs his girlfriend throws her on the table and starts fucking her. Her parents stare in disbelief, but don't say a word. He finishes and can't believe it didn't work. He then grabs her mom and starts fucking her on the table again, no one says anything. Disappointed he sits back down, trying to figure out another strategy. He looks outside and notices its starting to sprinkle. He stands up and removes the ky jelly from his pocket, only to hear her dad scream I'll do the dishes. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub, one says "Pass the soap." The other one says, "What do I look like, a type writer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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