SpaceGhost Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Just another reason to nuclear bomb Cincinnati to wipe it's worthless existence off the map. http://www.inquisitr.com/22982/shadow-hare-real-life-superhero-cleans-up-cincinnati-crime-p2s/ Shadow Hare - Real Life Superhero Cleans Up Cincinnati Crime From the WTF dept. - A man wearing a spandex super hero jumpsuit calling himself the “Shadow Hare” has declared his own personal war on crime in Cincinnati, Ohio. The 21 year old Shadow Hare, who won’t reveal his true identity, is patrolling the streets of the city and is armed with items like handcuffs, a taser and pepper spray which are legal for the general public to carry in the State for self defense purposes. Shadow Hare is no Superman, though, since his physique is somewhat less buff (ok, the dude is a skinny wimp) but that’s not stopping him from carrying out his superheroly duties. He really is tackling street level crime head on and even injured his shoulder trying to stop a man from beating up a woman. And when he’s not battling the bad guys, he hands out food to the homeless. Surprisingly enough, Shadow Hare is not the only spandex clad crackpot crime fighting maven on the mean streets of the U.S. He claims he’s part of a crime fighting syndicate called the “Allegiance of Heroes” which includes others like Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida. He’s even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California to “track down a rapist.” Now don’t get me wrong - I know that a lot of people dream of being a superhero as a kid, wishing we had super human powers to be able to fight the bad guys or turn invisible and fly up to that hot girl’s window while she’s undressing, but most of us grow out of that phase by the time we’re 13. Oh, and if you want to hook up with Shadow Hare the Cincinnati superhero online, here’s a link to his Myspace page. When I visited the page, there was a message saying that he was at work and would be fighting crime later. I guess superheros gotta eat too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 What a bag of douche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Hey if he's willing to work for free, who are we to complain. I would love to see tape of this guy going up to drug dealers and telling them to knock it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I will take the rapists for 500 alex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I think I may just become a villian and have to go down to Cincinatti and take out this "shadow hare". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 There are 4 of them though, He has a crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 They carry non-lethal weapon and make citizen arrests. These morons are going to fuck with the wrong folks and get themselves killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I <3 Cincinnati. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 So why can't this moron just "open carry" if he is going to just walk the streets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I think I may just become a villian and have to go down to Cincinatti and take out this "shadow hare". No seriously...if someone makes a villian outfit and goes down there and screws with him it will be the most epic thing ever. Plus no one will ever know its you haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 No seriously...if someone makes a villian outfit and goes down there and screws with him it will be the most epic thing ever. Plus no one will ever know its you haha. we will. :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 I think I may just become a villian and have to go down to Cincinatti and take out this "shadow hare". I will bring the video camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Atleast he has a hobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Bittle Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 I give him 4 more weeks, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 "I am the Coon..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 This is pretty funny. Every once in a while we'll get a call for a Ninja lol. Someone will call in "someone dressed in all black like a ninja with a sword on his back" I just LOL the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 World Superhero Registry http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm He's on there, along with some other freaks. http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/hare.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 If he really wants to do justice for Cinci, shouldn't he just get season tickets to the Bengals? http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/Sound%20Effect%20-%20Rimshot.wav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/shadow-hare.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fist302 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 dude, what a badass, dont be so jealous just because he is a superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 I'm not sure what I think about this SUPER MAN > Shadow HAre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 This guy and his merry band of men were on the news the other day shortly. Not quite sure what to make of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 This guy and his merry band of men were on the news the other day shortly. Not quite sure what to make of it. This might be why the title of this thread reads: Just saw this story on NBC... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 (edited) Hey, I just saw this on the news: Edited April 29, 2009 by Mensan I think it was on NBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 that's one way to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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