Science Abuse Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Just saw these guys live and have taken up the task of telling everyone i know about them. A quick read of their bio's should tell you what they're all about: http://www.swashbuckle.info/crew.html See them live if you ever get the chance, you will not regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Oh! This is a band, and they play music! ...I perused the website for some time before I realized this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Oh! This is a band, and they play music! ...I perused the website for some time before I realized this. wat? I thought they were real Pirates!? The guitars in the photo's didn't give it away? Admiral Nobeard Bottom-dwelling, Plank-n-String Legend: With his origins unknown, this master pirate's name has become one of the most feared amongst the Spanish Main and Red Lobster buffets alike. With a quick wit and even quicker sword in hand, Nobeard has taken looting and pillaging to a new level of piracy. Admiral Nobeard enjoys short trots on the beach, big busted wenches, thrashin', slashin' and moshin', as well as a steaming hot plate of surf-n-turf. The Admiral's Top 10 Things at the Moment: - Explosive Shits - Brodeos - Conan the Cimmerian - Shannon Zimmermann's Mom - Batman: Dark Knight... - ...Best Movie Ever. - Jalapeno Poppers - Double Ply Toilet Paper - Shannon Zimmermann's Mom again - Being Jobless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Sooo...without even clicking on the link (at work right now) are these guys like Dropkick Murphys, where they are a metal band with a "theme"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 They signed with Nuclear Blast, so they should be pretty decent. I'll check em out when I get home, shit looks like a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Alestorm>* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Why are the pirates so angry and loud mommy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Pirates are gay, from this we can deduce ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Pirates are gay, from this we can deduce ... ...that drinking beer is gay? :gtfo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 ...that drinking beer is gay? :gtfo: Only if a pirate serves it to you. (In pirate "serving someone a beer" is a euphemism for "sailing the high gay seas" ... which is a euphemism for getting fucked in the ass by a guy wearing a dorky hat and going "YARRRRRR, this arse be tight ... says I !!!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 (In pirate "serving someone a beer" is a euphemism for "sailing the high gay seas" ... which is a euphemism for getting fucked in the ass by a guy wearing a dorky hat and going "YARRRRRR, this arse be tight ... says I !!!") At least, that's what your camp counselor told you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Here is samples of their music http://www.swashbuckle.info/shanties.html Fucking tits that shit is horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 At least, that's what your camp counselor told you. No ... my camp counselor asked me if I could keep a secret, and that my parents would die if I ever told anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Here is samples of their music http://www.swashbuckle.info/shanties.html Fucking tits that shit is horrible. I said "see them live", not "buy their CD". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Here is samples of their music http://www.swashbuckle.info/shanties.html Fucking tits that shit is horrible. set sail seemed out of place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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