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Oh! This is a band, and they play music!

 

...I perused the website for some time before I realized this. :(

 

wat?

I thought they were real Pirates!?

 

 

The guitars in the photo's didn't give it away? :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Admiral Nobeard

Bottom-dwelling, Plank-n-String

 

Legend: With his origins unknown, this master pirate's name has become one of the most feared amongst the Spanish Main and Red Lobster buffets alike. With a quick wit and even quicker sword in hand, Nobeard has taken looting and pillaging to a new level of piracy. Admiral Nobeard enjoys short trots on the beach, big busted wenches, thrashin', slashin' and moshin', as well as a steaming hot plate of surf-n-turf.

 

The Admiral's Top 10 Things at the Moment:

- Explosive Shits

- Brodeos

- Conan the Cimmerian

- Shannon Zimmermann's Mom

- Batman: Dark Knight...

- ...Best Movie Ever.

- Jalapeno Poppers

- Double Ply Toilet Paper

- Shannon Zimmermann's Mom again

- Being Jobless

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...that drinking beer is gay? :gtfo:

 

Only if a pirate serves it to you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(In pirate "serving someone a beer" is a euphemism for "sailing the high gay seas" ... which is a euphemism for getting fucked in the ass by a guy wearing a dorky hat and going "YARRRRRR, this arse be tight ... says I !!!")

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(In pirate "serving someone a beer" is a euphemism for "sailing the high gay seas" ... which is a euphemism for getting fucked in the ass by a guy wearing a dorky hat and going "YARRRRRR, this arse be tight ... says I !!!")

 

At least, that's what your camp counselor told you.

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