CbrGirl Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?""I'm a whore," she says.The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No.That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl.""No, that still won't work. Try again."They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?""Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.""Chicken Farmer it is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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