SRTurbo04 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Duct tape. too painfull to pull off, even with my shaved balls I don't poo unless I'm being paid for it... so that's just about every day at work. thats why my cycle has changed to aroudn 3pm everytday lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 What do you guys do when someone like me has pissed on the TP? I love to do that, I can only imagine how pissed you guys get. Especially when it's dried and just has that yellow tint to it, ever noticed that? I don't use TP. Wet some paper towels as I go into the stall. Self made-wet wipes FTW. Besides, if I have to take a dump in a public stall, chances are it's an emergency and not going to be a clean log, although once in a while, I'm blessed with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 thats why my cycle has changed to aroudn 3pm everytday lol My kids are like that. Everyday on the way home from school, they both have to tell me they need to use the bathroom. One upstairs, the other down. Starts at an early age I guess As my son says, he wants his privacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Wow. Sounds like the kid I used to work with. He would have to take a break, go home, strip down naked, shit, shower, go back to work. You guys are all girls. Just shit, it's not like you're going to catch AIDS or anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Sounds like you guys are lucky. Im usually out in the middle of some desert with no plumbing so it a Porta-John for me and they get fucking nasty quick when theres 30 guys on the job and only 3-4 shitters. It usually take me twice as long to put plenty of paper in the bowl then it does to take the shit. I had a guy toss a rock down the straw of the Porta-John once and I had the Blue Stew all over me and it was not freshly cleaned. I left work early that day and someone lost their job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Sorry about your work bro. My work bathroom is cleaned so often you could prolly eat off of it. Granted i work with maybe only 15 other people, but the place is clean. I trust it. Now as for a truly "public" toilet, i will try to wait until im in the comfort of my home potty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 I wipe down the seat to rid of any piss speckles and then I sit right down. I don't understand how you guys have this much time to consider strategy; if I HAVE to go in a public place, there's really not much time for shenanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 A real mans shit. 1. grab paper towel on the way in. 2. stand by the urinal and drop trough 3. try to build up enough pressure to get some distance and land ur turd in the urinal. 4. wipe ur ass with that dry paper towel cause ur man enough to take the feeling. 5. toss it on the floor. 6. walk out the door with out washing ur hands cause germs fear you. Or just use this. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/949054/the_poop_tube/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 paid poop FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Meh...wipe off the piss splatter then shit. There is probably more germs on the dollar bill in your wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Doesn't matter unless it's a rest stop or mall toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 I love pooping at work....Its the best when they all sink to the lower bowl and when you flush they leave "tread marks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 no wonder the rest of the world thinks america is a bunch of pussy's, you guys are afraid of taking a shit in a public restroom! man up people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 no wonder the rest of the world thinks america is a bunch of pussy's, you guys are afraid of taking a shit in a public restroom! man up people This. I leave streaks all over c-bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 My office BR is clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 +100 1. Wipe down seat 2. Use toilet seat cover (if available) 3. Flush paper used on step 1 4. Create an "anti-splash" pile of paper in bowl 5. Couple extra layers of paper on seat cover (or numerous layers if no seat cover) 6. Enjoy! We discussed this exact same thing at BDubs a while back. And I have taken your technique ever since. Thanks to you, I can now shit at work. I still cant do any other public toilet though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Yep, paid poop FTW. There is always a bottle of cleaner nearby at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 haha i took a massssivveeee shit in craigs toilet the first time i went to his house. actually i did it at brian carters house too hahaha btw brian(bv8beast) has the most amazzzingggg toilt paper ever. felt like a wet nap ahhh amazingg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuner2theend Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 when you gota go you gota go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 no wonder the rest of the world thinks america is a bunch of pussy's, you guys are afraid of taking a shit in a public restroom! man up people No kidding. You guys are a bunch of vaginas. You treat it like the bathrooms don't get cleaned everywhere... Everywhere I have ever worked the bathrooms get cleaned and disinfected every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Been sitting on public seats my entire life. Still don't have a horrible disease from it. Guess my immune system is stronger than yours'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 I use a toilet seat cover or toilet paper if that is all there is. I don't do anything else like the rest of you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Never imagined this many sissies on CR. Dry wipe of seat. Sit. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Isn't it the funniest thing ever when someone is laughing or doing something strenous...... and they fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRN96WS6 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Ass gasket on seat then sit and shit....so many people are so afraid to crap in public...if I have to do I gotta go. Women all of you women! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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