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Saw this thread on PbNation and Nico, and figured it would be fun to try here and see the outcome.

 

Check out the threads and follow the same rules.

 

V1.0 http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

 

V2.0 http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3154758

 

Examples:

 

Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?

Me: time is of the essence.

Her: your dating my friend no

Me: so?

Her: NO.

 

Me: ...So when can I tap that?

Her: How about text me next time when i'm not with my boyfriend ****er...

Me: Tonight?

Her: We will see.

 

me:Hey can I ask you a question?

her:yes

me: When you gonna let me tap that?

her:haha OHHHHHH idk about that one

me:come on...I'll knock your walls down and take you back to the stone age.

her: haha oh jeez

me: Im a busy man, I need answers

Her: im gonna have to go with no, I dont think our significant others would like that

me: I dont care what ***** or ***** thinks, Its just about me and you and one night of fun. Thats not to difficult

 

Try It, and POST your results!!

 

 

I texted a girl from highschool days.

 

Me: hey, so when you going to let me tap that?

Her:.......Umm...... how about tomorrow at your place?

 

another girl

Me: so when you going to let me tap that?

her: come visit and find out ;)

her(5 minutes later): you were kidding right?

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me:wen you going to let me tap that

gf: never, you didnt txt me back last nite, blah blah blah complain complain

me:no response

 

 

 

 

me: wen you going to let me tap that

tiffany: im leaving the bar rite now, can i borrow a pair of shorts wen i come over

me: no bitch your sleeping naked

tiffany: well open your door then and let me in

 

 

 

winner

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I failed :(

 

 

Me: Hey, I gotta tap that...how bout it?

Her: Ahhh i think you sent to wrong person

Me: right person

Her: youre married

Me: i know

Her: NO way

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I got owned with one I did last week:

 

Me: So. When are you going to let me tap that?

Wife: You are weird.

Me: :-(

Wife: I know, u wish u could text that to girls and get reactions but u r old and married now. no more fun for you.

Me: I know. Who could I text?

Wife: Oh lord... well if you want it to be awkward...haha.. why dont you text it to one of your car friends aka boyfriends

me: ohhh burn

wife: yep i would be afraid of their answer... they may want u to tap it hahaha

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me: So. When are you going to let me tap that?

her: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha youre funny. im a one man type o gal and im not dating you, cuz you are complicated remember?

me: lol ok

her:but i did get into a car accident on friday

some jack ass ran a red light and then fled the scene

when the cops came,

my whole car is smashed :(:(

if you buy me an audi, we may negotiate something

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me: So. When are you going to let me tap that?

her: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha youre funny. im a one man type o gal and im not dating you, cuz you are complicated remember?

me: lol ok

her:but i did get into a car accident on friday

some jack ass ran a red light and then fled the scene

when the cops came,

my whole car is smashed :(:(

if you buy me an audi, we may negotiate something

 

delete that goldiggers number rite now. she cunt be trusted

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Me: hey i got a quest....when are you gonna let me tap that?

Her: wtf?

Me: wed, thurs, and friday? damn ok

Her: youre retarded lol

 

Me: hey i got a quest....when are you gonna let me tap that?

Her: why would i?

Me: why wouldnt you?

Her: i have a boyfriend?

Me: its not like im gonna tell him

Her: well i would never do such a thing to *****

Me: (no responce)

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Winnar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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