Farkas Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Give me a bit longer so I can send out retarded texts while everyone is out drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me- so when you gonna let me hit that? Her- OMG! you have a gf......and i know here! Me-And? Her-and its not gonna happen lol Me:( so if i didnt would you? Her-Omg im on a date Me-What..... a date without me But really........would you? Me-?? No response I like this game its fun and i can do it and get away with it and say its a game on CR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me- so when you gonna let me hit that? Her- OMG! you have a gf......and i know here! Me-And? Her-and its not gonna happen lol Me:( so if i didnt would you? Her-Omg im on a date Me-What..... a date without me But really........would you? Me-?? No response I like this game its fun and i can do it and get away with it and say its a game on CR lol I did the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 This thread is +win rep given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Take 2 Me: Hey i got a question Her: What? Me: When you gonna let me hit that? Her: Ive been trying, but your fucking car is always broke Me: ... fuck you lol this going in my sig lol thanks fubar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 this going in my sig lol thanks fubar Ill show you the text someday... it was quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slogr650 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 me- so...you goin to let me tap that her- ? me- answers not questions her- is this really chris and dont you have a gf or something me-so? her-yea. not interested me- ouch, shut down so apparently if they know you have a girlfriend it doesnt work. morals, who would have thought. me- when u goin to let me tap that her-no response followed by a phone call from an unknown number on the phone me-uh hello u need me jack u off her-laughing who is this me- the sexiest redhead you will ever meet who is this her-trisha (whom by the way sounded like she was dtf) me-what is your number her-its 257-**** me- oh your not maggie sorry thought i was getting lucky tonight f'n fail, guess i should try getting some new numbers or something i think if i asked though..... she might have let me tap that. waiting on more replies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I call dibs on Diana. She's mine. my milkshake brings all the gingers to the yard. Take 2 Me: Hey i got a question Her: What? Me: When you gonna let me hit that? Her: Ive been trying, but your fucking car is always broke Me: ... fuck you lol this is win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 me: when can I tap that wife: get off the internet Scott me: what? Wife: the guys at work told me about this game me: so anyway can I? wife: pull up some porn and leave me alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Brandon... I heard someone knew about this little game last night lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 me: when can I tap that wife: get off the internet Scott me: what? Wife: the guys at work told me about this game me: so anyway can I? wife: pull up some porn and leave me alone lol...........lol............damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I would post mine... but my wife would cut me off then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat? GF: You're a ratard like Rain Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 haha i had a chick txt this to me last night....my best friends gf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 haha i had a chick txt this to me last night....my best friends gf should have told her to cum on over :gtfo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 me: when can I tap that wife: get off the internet Scott me: what? Wife: the guys at work told me about this game me: so anyway can I? wife: pull up some porn and leave me alone I got odd looks when I busted out laughing in the office. This post FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: when your dick gets bigger. let me know me: its getting bigger as we speak her: i dont think that it will be enough. u cant count bush as length. :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGU Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 so i texted my gf last night, me: so when you going to let me tap that her: umm...well when you say it like that...never. Me: well fine then ill tell you about it later her: oh yea? so.what, you're saying you dont want to have sex with me? me: wanna find out? her: i see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 You and Howard would make a cute couple. HAHA wasn't even Howard, but good call!! it was ScottyOnThePotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) Me-you gonna let me tap that? Her- is this from columbus racing? Me-no why? Her- cause rhett told me it was Me- tell that bastard I hate him and he is no konger aloowed to sleep on my couch! Her- really? Wow Me- no I'm joking but bitter........ So when can I tap that? Her- lol I'm gonna go ttyl....oh and I may be hanging with your girl tomorrow night. Me- fucking girlfriend Me-when you let me hit that? Her-im on CR! Me-and your point being? Her-go get your pretzel playaaa lol Me-oh well it was worth it ahaha Edited July 30, 2009 by Jizzle Juice another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me-you gonna let me tap that? Her- is this from columbus racing? Me-no why? Her- cause rhett told me it was Me- tell that bastard I hate him and he is no konger aloowed to sleep on my couch! Her- really? Wow Me- no I'm joking but bitter........ So when can I tap that? Her- lol I'm gonna go ttyl....oh and I may be hanging with your girl tomorrow night. Me- fucking girlfriend I love you Brandon... she was like ummm look at this text and I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 me: when you gonna let me tap that her: you're tapping it right now! me: we on tv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 me: when you gonna let me tap that? ruinms: ur gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me-when can i hit that Alex(firehead)-Now, im wet and ready Me-On my way does the carpet match the drapes? Alex-You better belive it! ever herd the term burning bush? They say that for a reason Me-................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me-when you gonna let me tap that? Keith(turbospec29)-any time big boy! I'll bring the anal lube! Me-don't forget the beads. I'm thinking I might have to do this to my future roommate, but she might tell my girl haha so I'll have to do it to her first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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