jeffro Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 oOh god the text messages will probably go straight to my girl but i tryed it. Girl 1 (dont even know her, passed numbers at a show) me: ay girl, so when you gonna let me tap that? her: Lol wuuut me: ? she quit textin me back Girl 2 (girl i use to hang with) Me: ay girl, so when you gonna let me tap that? her: ha what? me: Did i studda? her: dont you have a girl friend? me: Im not sure yet, you gonna let me? her: why is that? me: Im waitin for you her: ha why? thats all so randomly silly! me: i got a question her: whats that me: when can i tap that? her: haha oh my gosh. I cant. did you see my myspace or somthing? me: no? what about it her: bc this all so random ha i havent talked to you in a while ha. But how are you me: bored, i got some tappin to do her: lol do it with your g/f! Girl 3 ( Best friends ex haha) Me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that? her:hahahahahaha llaawwwwllll me: ? her: what you just sent me? me: You gonna let me? her: haha, your funny funny me: i got a question her: what now.... me: can i tap yo azz? her: hahahaha.oh my god XD me: please her: i got one for you me: whats that her: when are we going to chipotle? wow......when she said chipotle i was done hahaha and im eating it as we speak. Thats just the beginning dude! since you got a gf send er my way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoostedAce Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Thats just the beginning dude! since you got a gf send er my way! Lol if you want. You always pick out the wrong ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 What happened to you selling your car, Aaron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoostedAce Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 What happened to you selling your car, Aaron? Guys driving down from.......I forget.....shit its 3 hours away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsarge Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 sent this to my crazy old ex girlfriend who like to bat cat shit all around with a paddle... WTF did you just say?? English, please!! this is actually a really really funny story. shes a fuckin nut job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 bumppppp for round three what cha got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Igor Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 bumppppp for round three what cha got Id start if i knew where my blackberry is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahnstoermer1647545488 Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I wasted like 45 minutes on this thread, F'in hilarious. The GF came down from bed this morning, I told her about how funny it was, and she closed the browser LOL. Sounds like it's time to send it to her sister... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat tire Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Me: So when can i tap that Her: WHAT!!! Me:When can i tap that Her:Tap what ???? Me: You no...that Her:Josh this is your mother inlaw....What the hell... Me: I no it will be awesome Her: Have you been drinking? Me: Not at all Me: So whats a good time for you. Still waiting on a response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 You sir win!!!! Me: So when can i tap that Her: WHAT!!! Me:When can i tap that Her:Tap what ???? Me: You no...that Her:Josh this is your mother inlaw....What the hell... Me: I no it will be awesome Her: Have you been drinking? Me: Not at all Me: So whats a good time for you. Still waiting on a response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tindall2006 Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Shaun hey u 8:19pmKristen hey man 8:19pmShaun so, i have a serious question 8:20pmKristen lol ok 8:20pmShaun when are you going to let me tap that? 8:20pmKristen hahahahaha what? 8:21pmShaun should i draw a picture for you? lol 8:21pmKristen lmao....why are u asking me this? 8:22pmShaun why wouldn't i? 8:22pmKristen lol because 8:23pmShaun because sometimes a fun, and physical relationship is beneficial to both 8:24pmKristen why all of a sudden though? 8:24pmShaun what do you mean? 8:24pmKristen i mean like, why are u asking to "tap that" lmao 8:25pmShaun because if i didn't ask it would be rape... 8:26pmKristen hahaha yur dumb shaun 8:27pmShaun that hurts Shaun so, you never did awnser the question? 8:29pmKristen lol, the answer is no haha sorry 8:29pmShaun lol, i have to post this convo now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAWDAD Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Me: So when can i tap that Her: WHAT!!! Me:When can i tap that Her:Tap what ???? Me: You no...that Her:Josh this is your mother inlaw....What the hell... Me: I no it will be awesome Her: Have you been drinking? Me: Not at all Me: So whats a good time for you. Still waiting on a response. Funny shit, Josh! I should try that with my mother-in-law! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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