Tripleskate Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Me: so, ive got a question for you. Her: Shoot. Me: when you gonna let me tap that girllll? ......... Her: wtf? Me: tisk tisk, im a veryyy busy man. is that a yes or a no? Her: idk what you mean? Me: simple concept girly, you, me, and some scented candles and barry white. Her: you're so weird Me: THATS NEITHER A YES OR A NO! IM ON MY WAY NOWWWW! Her: to where? Me: where you are of course! ill bring the trojan xls you bring the candles! go! Her: im at some random girls house on my way to a lesbian bar can we reschedule? Me: NEVARRRR! Her: well we can chill sometime Me: we cant chill because i make so much heat from the friction. Her: omg shut the fuck up lol you know im gay Me: so thats a no? Her: thats a hell no. lo siento Me: lameeee Her: well i still love ya like a brother. It's so much fun texting lesbians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 hahaha i got in some trouble the other night LOL..... me: hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that ass? her: wow are u serious right now me: hell yeah i'm serious. why not? her: bc i have a boyfriend now. and i dont appreciate you talking to me like that me: talking like what? her: umm ok leave me alone me: so hows friday night then? her: i don't think so me: pshh whatev. where yo man at? her: why does it matter me: you know you want this her: grow up, you're getting on my fucking nerves me: damn it was a joke, why you gotta be a bitch about it her: just stop fucking texting me me: you're seriously getting mad right now? her: you haven't talked to me in 6 months and now suddenly you wanna hook up? and you wonder why i didnt want to date you me: wtf are you even talking about her: i'm talking about how annoying you are. i know you're drunk me: oh so i'm annoying now? her: just let it go steve, dont even text me back her: i don't want to talk to you while youre drunk. call me when you're sober if you want to actually be mature and talk me: lol well you still havent answered my question her: ok hows never sound? sry but i'm happy with my bf me: you probably think about me when you're fucking him don't you? her: wow you're an asshole. actually you werent my type thats why things didnt work out with us me: oh so THATS why we didnt work out? her: honestly you just seemed too shy. i'm used to guys being more open me: well i think you were plenty open enough for the both of us seeing as how you were begging for my cock the 2nd time we hung out her: ok i barely even remember that night. i drank a lot and you know it me: pshh keep making excuses. you know you still dream about fucking me her: fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 she ended up texting me the next morning trying to be all nice and shit. it wasn't very funny so i didn't bother posting the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 ^^^ Oh shit thats priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mitsumodder Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 me: hey, when can i tap that? her: anytime funny thing is i was joking...i'm married. and no i didn't text my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Ummm, yeah.... So I tried the live version while I was out Saturday night and... well, it didn't exactly go so smoothly. I had to have a few drinks in me to pull it off but here’s how they went (from what I can remember). I tried about 8 times, but only 3 actually responded back, the other 5 just ignored me after I ask “Can I tap that”. Description: A solid 9 with nice titties, a red blouse and blond hair. Me: Hey, so I got a question Girl: Okay...? (in a real prissy tone) Me: You think I can tap that? Girl: WHAT!? Me: Can I tap that? Girl: Who the fuck are you... Josh (apparently the guy she was with) Josh: What the fucks your deal!? Me: It was just a question. Josh: Well how about I ask you a question Me: Okay. Josh: How about you get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass. Me: So what’s the question, I don't understand, are you asking me if you can kick my ass? Because the answer is no. Now, let me ask YOU a question Josh: (just looks at me) Me: Can I tap that? Josh: Get the fuck outta here. Me: Whatev! Description: An 8 with a nice rack and a small tight skirt. Brunette hair. Me: I got a question. Girl: What’s up! Me: Are you here with a guy named Josh. (See I got smarter) Girl: (A little laugh), ummm no, why? Me: Are you here with any guy. Girl: No…. Me: Sweeet, okay so now for the REAL question, can I tap that? Girl: LOL, what!? Me: Can I tap that. Girl: Is that seriously you’re best pick up line. Me: I wouldn’t call it a pick up line; I’m more of a cut to the chase kind of guy. Girl: Well that’s great, but I’m not. Me: Sooooo, is that a yes? Girl: No, it’s a no. So sweetie if you think that’s how I am you’re wrong. Me: My fault, I just assumed that since your titties were bust out of your extra small dress that you were looking for penor and like I said, I like to cut to the chase. Girl: (set her drink down and walked away with her 2 friends) Description: 6.5 – 7 nice body, so so face (big nose) blond and DRUNK as FUCK! Me: Damn you look good enough to ask a question!? Her: Haha, what!? Me: I said can I ask you a question Her: YES!!!! Me: wow you’re loud. Her: That’s not a question, let me ask you. Me: What? Her: What’s your name? Me: That’s not how this works. Her: Yes it is, what’s your name? Me: Travis (just a random name I give to strangers in bars) Her: Travis, you need a drink! Me: Ummm, yeah so can I ask you a question. Her: yeah! Me: Can I tap that? Her: Whaaat? Me: Can I tap that? Her: Hahaha, wow I’m not that easy am I. Me: I don’t know are you? Her: Maybe, you need a drink. Me: You callin me ugly? Her: No! Me: So when can I tap that. Her: After we drink. Me: Nice. Her: why did you ask me that? Me: Because it’s a game and I needed to get a yes. Her: But I didn’t say yes. Me; Yes you did, like 2 seconds ago. Her: Oh did I… hahah, okay then. Me: Wow… Are you drunk? Her: Nooo…wheres your dink. Me: I drank it. Her: You’re cute! Me: You’re drunk and apparently easy. Her: Huh, that’s not nice. Me: But true right. Her: NOoooo I’m not too drunk. Me: Okay (at this point it was getting kind of annoying because she would start to half dance then grab onto me and she was pretty sweaty too) Her: Don’t be mean. Me: Okay, so just so I’m clear, I CAN tap that right. Her: If you’re not mean. Me: Okay then, meet me in the men’s room. Her: What! No that’s nasty! Me: So you’d let a stranger tear you’re walls down but all of sudden you have standards as to were? Her: You’re getting mean. Me: Yeah, well you’re getting annoying so lets call it even. I stopped after that. To be honest, its kind of hard to just be that straight forward and keep up the persona of a complete ass. Call me too nice, but it’s hard work being a dick and having to have quick witty come backs. I think I’ll stick to texting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 me: so i wanna ask you something? Him: hey whats up? me: when can i tap that? Him: you know i'm waiting for marriage right? me: oh yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 me: so i wanna ask you something? Him: hey whats up? me: when can i tap that? Him: you know i'm waiting for marriage right? me: oh yea Religious believes FTL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 shdbfhsbd lol, awesome, especially the 1st one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Description: A solid 9 with nice titties, a red blouse and blond hair. Me: Hey, so I got a question Girl: Okay...? (in a real prissy tone) Me: You think I can tap that? Girl: WHAT!? Me: Can I tap that? Girl: Who the fuck are you... Josh (apparently the guy she was with) Josh: What the fucks your deal!? Me: It was just a question. Josh: Well how about I ask you a question Me: Okay. Josh: How about you get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass. Me: So what’s the question, I don't understand, are you asking me if you can kick my ass? Because the answer is no. Now, let me ask YOU a question Josh: (just looks at me) Me: Can I tap that? Josh: Get the fuck outta here. Me: Whatev! Omg those were all hailarious "Travis" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Yeah, if only I had pictures of the looks I got. It was uncomfrotable as fuck, I thought for sure I was goanna end up in a fight before the night was over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Best part has to be when you ask the other chick if shes with a guy named josh lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Ummm, yeah.... So I tried the live version while I was out Saturday night and... well, it didn't exactly go so smoothly. I had to have a few drinks in me to pull it off but here’s how they went (from what I can remember). I tried about 8 times, but only 3 actually responded back, the other 5 just ignored me after I ask “Can I tap that”. Description: A solid 9 with nice titties, a red blouse and blond hair. Me: Hey, so I got a question Girl: Okay...? (in a real prissy tone) Me: You think I can tap that? Girl: WHAT!? Me: Can I tap that? Girl: Who the fuck are you... Josh (apparently the guy she was with) Josh: What the fucks your deal!? Me: It was just a question. Josh: Well how about I ask you a question Me: Okay. Josh: How about you get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass. Me: So what’s the question, I don't understand, are you asking me if you can kick my ass? Because the answer is no. Now, let me ask YOU a question Josh: (just looks at me) Me: Can I tap that? Josh: Get the fuck outta here. Me: Whatev! Description: An 8 with a nice rack and a small tight skirt. Brunette hair. Me: I got a question. Girl: What’s up! Me: Are you here with a guy named Josh. (See I got smarter) Girl: (A little laugh), ummm no, why? Me: Are you here with any guy. Girl: No…. Me: Sweeet, okay so now for the REAL question, can I tap that? Girl: LOL, what!? Me: Can I tap that. Girl: Is that seriously you’re best pick up line. Me: I wouldn’t call it a pick up line; I’m more of a cut to the chase kind of guy. Girl: Well that’s great, but I’m not. Me: Sooooo, is that a yes? Girl: No, it’s a no. So sweetie if you think that’s how I am you’re wrong. Me: My fault, I just assumed that since your titties were bust out of your extra small dress that you were looking for penor and like I said, I like to cut to the chase. Girl: (set her drink down and walked away with her 2 friends) Description: 6.5 – 7 nice body, so so face (big nose) blond and DRUNK as FUCK! Me: Damn you look good enough to ask a question!? Her: Haha, what!? Me: I said can I ask you a question Her: YES!!!! Me: wow you’re loud. Her: That’s not a question, let me ask you. Me: What? Her: What’s your name? Me: That’s not how this works. Her: Yes it is, what’s your name? Me: Travis (just a random name I give to strangers in bars) Her: Travis, you need a drink! Me: Ummm, yeah so can I ask you a question. Her: yeah! Me: Can I tap that? Her: Whaaat? Me: Can I tap that? Her: Hahaha, wow I’m not that easy am I. Me: I don’t know are you? Her: Maybe, you need a drink. Me: You callin me ugly? Her: No! Me: So when can I tap that. Her: After we drink. Me: Nice. Her: why did you ask me that? Me: Because it’s a game and I needed to get a yes. Her: But I didn’t say yes. Me; Yes you did, like 2 seconds ago. Her: Oh did I… hahah, okay then. Me: Wow… Are you drunk? Her: Nooo…wheres your dink. Me: I drank it. Her: You’re cute! Me: You’re drunk and apparently easy. Her: Huh, that’s not nice. Me: But true right. Her: NOoooo I’m not too drunk. Me: Okay (at this point it was getting kind of annoying because she would start to half dance then grab onto me and she was pretty sweaty too) Her: Don’t be mean. Me: Okay, so just so I’m clear, I CAN tap that right. Her: If you’re not mean. Me: Okay then, meet me in the men’s room. Her: What! No that’s nasty! Me: So you’d let a stranger tear you’re walls down but all of sudden you have standards as to were? Her: You’re getting mean. Me: Yeah, well you’re getting annoying so lets call it even. I stopped after that. To be honest, its kind of hard to just be that straight forward and keep up the persona of a complete ass. Call me too nice, but it’s hard work being a dick and having to have quick witty come backs. I think I’ll stick to texting. looks like me and you gotta go out to bar soon!! i like your style No homo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Steve Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Y'all crazy! Me being the pimp I am, I will give this a try to 5 and see what happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Y'all crazy! Me being the pimp I am, I will give this a try to 5 and see what happens! yea.... hmm ive never seen a pimp with such a big ass head. not sure if its the hair but DAWM! :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Steve Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 yea.... hmm ive never seen a pimp with such a big ass head. not sure if its the hair but DAWM! :bangbang: Just think though, in one night I have banged more chicks than you have in your little time on this planet :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Steve Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 me: Hey I gotta a question for you her: what me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: tonight me: answer the question yes or no her: I said tonight 1 for 1 Me: Let me ask you something Her: who is this Me: you call me daddy Her: who? Me: Chocolate Thunder Her: Oh steve, you are silly. How you been? Me: Good, so question for you Her: Just ask the question I am working Me: So when can I tap that? Her: I have not heard from you in months and you ask me that? Me: Just answer the question Her: Why are you being so pushy Me: Yes or No? Her: You do know I am pregnant now? Me: Wow you are? What does that mean? Her: There is a chance it is urs? Me: WTF? You are kidding right? Her: No but after my boyfriend leaves for work you can cum by, I have been wanting you to come by Me: Pregnant? Her: Yeah, he leaves at 9:30, come by I will just have a shirt on I quit this game She is a joker and damn that shit. She just sent me a text said she was kidding and do not treat her like a whore. But I could still come by. Y'alls game sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Just think though, in one night I have banged more chicks than you have in your little time on this planet :bangbang: psss please doubt it plus when i did your brother it counted as liek 15 girls so im up there.. waiiittt that was homo... ahh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 psss please doubt it plus when i did your brother it counted as liek 15 girls so im up there.. waiiittt that was homo... ahh well Fapping to a picture of me on myspace doesnt count you fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Steve Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 yea.... hmm ive never seen a pimp with such a big ass head. not sure if its the hair but DAWM! :bangbang: BTW, thanks for the compliment, I will trim the pubes better next time. You have to work on your gag reflex and learn to unlock them jaw bones damn :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Me: Can I tap that Them: Wow so straight forward. No hi, can I take you to dinner Me: No.. and I dont use condoms or lube. So when can I do you in the hiney while listening to the sound of my awesomeness smacking against your sweaty ass crack? Them: Well when you put it like that I'll be home in an hour. But try to keep your balls away from my balls. I want this to be as little homo as possible. Me. Oh shit, wrong number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 :funny: Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 brian you ruined it lol. you forgot the last text. after the oh shit wrong number. i said we can do it anyways haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 i know im bumping this from 2 months ago but Dam its funny an ide really like to see some new stuff haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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