JuicedH22 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever tasted. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',etc... The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have."A Martini, please." Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ,sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned, and took a stool....Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out "Uh....'bout 50". The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e.....y-o-u...p-e-o-p-l-e...h-a-p-p-y...w-i-t-h...O-B-A-M-A????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Yuck Yuck ... so disappointed with that joke, the setup was involved and interesting, and then swat, swat, swat at the lowest hanging fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Yuck Yuck ... so disappointed with that joke, the setup was involved and interesting, and then swat, swat, swat at the lowest hanging fruit. I concur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downingracing Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 I liked it! Nice funny for a Friday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Yuck Yuck ... so disappointed with that joke, the setup was involved and interesting, and then swat, swat, swat at the lowest hanging fruit. There is a seed of truth to that low-hanging fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Who exactly are you calling you people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man of Steele Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Who exactly are you calling you people? Poor blacks of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Who exactly are you calling you people? who exactly are YOU calling "you people"? but to answer your question, I believe these are the people in question: http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/obama-t-shirts01.jpg http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/obama-t-shirts02.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PVyDmTkfk6s/SYWrKLv5ZsI/AAAAAAAABws/KnRPqhSjPQA/s400/1217081mugyear6.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 probably anyone who has these as well http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZxxGNUjjRSI/SSu5hSjXIwI/AAAAAAAACBY/roFKYLyZBGA/s400/Nike+AF1+USA+President+OBAMA+04.JPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man of Steele Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Ha ha I bet every one of those people in that pic has a felony or m4 charge or at least a possession charge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 funny as hell I thought it was going to end as "I see, and what would you like to drink ma'am" Or maybe "What are you doing at the bar? Don't you have laundry to do or dinner to cook?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 This joke is a repost of a slightly altered similar joke involving 3 men and Albert Einstein having a discussion. Each person had a different IQ and the covo was different. ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU RIPPED OFF ANOTHER JOKE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted August 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 This joke is a repost of a slightly altered similar joke involving 3 men and Albert Einstein having a discussion. Each person had a different IQ and the covo was different. ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU RIPPED OFF ANOTHER JOKE. actually, I just copied and pasted a FW: joke I got in an email at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted August 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 ^^^ It's funny because you are being an overly critical faggot to a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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