Reasons Beer is better then religion

[87GT]

Go ahead and add anything I missed.

 

* No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

 

* Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.

 

* Beer has never caused a major war.

 

* They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.

 

* When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.

 

* Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

 

* You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

 

* There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.

 

* You can prove you have a Beer.

 

* If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

[Aaron]

You can be logical and drink beer.

 

Even while drinking beer you know man never lived with dinosaurs.