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if shes bored more toys... try doing it somewhere other then in the bed room

 

just go randomly have sex some where..

 

 

 

p.s. this will end badly

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she's seen this in plenty of videos...her excuse, "i have a terrible gag reflex"

 

thats a tough one to get around......mmmmm maybe get some chacolate syrup and mix in a a load of Oragel (numbs the mouth) and then go to town, she wont even know your bangin off her brain stem with your penis.

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Very brave or very stupid....

 

You are more brave than a lone cupcake at a Jenny Craig meeting for making this thread.

 

I would just see what her limits are and just smash right though them. Throw it all on the table outside of living foreign objects and ass play that envolves things going into you, unless you are into that.

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I LIKE THIS! got any?

 

No sir i dont....im sure someone here will pm you on that tho :lol:

 

 

 

maybe just find her some X....and dont tell her what it is..then watch her go balls deep..

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No sir i dont....im sure someone here will pm you on that tho :lol:

 

 

 

maybe just find her some X....and dont tell her what it is..then watch her go balls deep..

 

our times of doing that stuff are long gone, besides on X i cant even get it up.

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Sadly, once it's gone..I think it stays gone. First, don't resort to porn. All it does make you further realize all the fun shit that others are getting and you aren't. Reason, I say it stays gone is cause it mellowed for obvious reasons..kids now there, she's tired, baby is in the room. You get started, baby cries. They are things that'll continue to be there. Role playing is stupid. Toys are cool for a moment. Sadly a piece of strange is the best answer, but I dont suggest that. Introducing another person if she's into it. Aside from that, I dunno how it comes back.
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our times of doing that stuff are long gone, besides on X i cant even get it up.

 

i didnt say you take it dumbass...give it to her...lol

 

 

 

or , like others said..invite someone she would like to play with..but be careful with that..you could end in divorce and her running off with said other girl...

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thats a tough one to get around......mmmmm maybe get some chacolate syrup and mix in a a load of Oragel (numbs the mouth) and then go to town, she wont even know your bangin off her brain stem with your penis.

 

i feel the need to quote myself.

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i didnt say you take it dumbass...give it to her...lol

 

 

 

or , like others said..invite someone she would like to play with..but be careful with that..you could end in divorce and her running off with said other girl...

 

i see what you did there...and i lawled my ballz off

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Honestly, suffering through this with my x-wife, there is usually an underlying issue. Hers was pot, mine was the fact she turned me down so much that I just didn't want her anymore.

 

That being said I feel the best way to try and get it back would be to reminisce with her about a time you guys had together that was hot and raw. Get a babysitter for the night, maybe grandparents? and get a hotel room. Get her some sexy lingere and TRY and be romantic the best you can.

 

About blow jobs... Have you told her (and i mean flat out told her) that you prefer blow jobs over sex? That means sit her down and tell her you want your dick sucked vs banging her (sometimes). Be prepared for her saying things like "Im a lady etc etc." Thats when you say something to the affect that you understand that but as odd as it sounds it means a lot to you and the relationship. Also be prepared to compromise on the issue, you may have to give something up.

 

As gay as it sounds, listen to her needs as well. Maybe there is something you are not doing for her that makes her not feel sexy, therefore creating a not-so-sexual atmosphere.

 

Not that I am a woman expert at all (Read: I am divorced) but the no sex subject is something I am very familiar with.

 

My girlfriend at the moment will usually blow me 4-5 times a week BECAUSE I told her that I am a very sexual person and I prefer recieving them over sex (generally). In exhange I try to be as romantic as possible as often as possible.

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Honestly, suffering through this with my x-wife, there is usually an underlying issue. Hers was pot, mine was the fact she turned me down so much that I just didn't want her anymore.

 

Quoted for truth....

 

With me it was that I couldn't trust what she was doing when I wasn't around or what she was doing when she was out with "friends". Which I ended up being right about. When we first got married we had sex 3 times a day at least. I'd wake up and she'd be on my dick. I'd come home from lunch, I'd end up getting no food. For almost 2 years of our dating and marriage was like this.

 

I think most situations like this there's something else bothering the relationship. Whether it's stress, depression, financial problems, etc.

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First find out if there are other issues.

 

Try sitting down and talking about all the fantasies you guys have. Once you get a nice list, try to make them reality. Toys are always fun too, but you've gotta do it right.

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