nurkvinny Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 The time - this past Saturday. The place - my house. The event - last minute poker night organized by my wife. The players - my wife, me, 3 friends, and 2 other couples. First game was $20 buy-in. Things went reasonably smoothly. Some bad calls. Some bad cards. Ended up heads up for the $100 first prize. After an hour of heads-up, we split the money so everyone else could get back in for the second game. The second game went down pretty much the same path as the first. Some good times, some good beer, some good snacks... the norm. Then, IT happened. Due to how we drew cards for positions, a buddy of mine was sitting to my immediate left. About 2 minutes before IT happened, he had put in a pinch of Skoal Straight. For those two minutes before IT happened, his rubbing at the poker table had gone mostly unnoticed. That is, until IT happened. In no more time than it takes a top fueler to reach the 60' mark, my buddy accomplished all of the following: 1. Got a God-awful look on his face. 2. Tilted his head back about 6 inches. 3. While bringing his head back towards the table, tilted it directly towards me. 4. Shut his eyes... and 5. Sneezed Skoal all the fuck over me, my chair, my floor, my wall. and ran to the bathroom. There is a 5 page story as to how it all got cleaned up, but that will be another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 O m g that suckssss hahah what did he do freek out ? Lol finish the game if so did ya win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JCroz91 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 The time - this past Saturday. The place - my house. The event - last minute poker night organized by my wife. The players - my wife, me, 3 friends, and 2 other couples. First game was $20 buy-in. Things went reasonably smoothly. Some bad calls. Some bad cards. Ended up heads up for the $100 first prize. After an hour of heads-up, we split the money so everyone else could get back in for the second game. The second game went down pretty much the same path as the first. Some good times, some good beer, some good snacks... the norm. Then, IT happened. Due to how we drew cards for positions, a buddy of mine was sitting to my immediate left. About 2 minutes before IT happened, he had put in a pinch of Skoal Straight. For those two minutes before IT happened, his rubbing at the poker table had gone mostly unnoticed. That is, until IT happened. In no more time than it takes a top fueler to reach the 60' mark, my buddy accomplished all of the following: 1. Got a God-awful look on his face. 2. Tilted his head back about 6 inches. 3. While bringing his head back towards the table, tilted it directly towards me. 4. Shut his eyes... and 5. Sneezed Skoal all the fuck over me, my chair, my floor, my wall. and ran to the bathroom. There is a 5 page story as to how it all got cleaned up, but that will be another day. OMFG! LMAO hahahahaha that sucks. i would have made him give me his chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 hahaha wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Best bad beat story yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Hah! I was not expecting #5 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 I was figuring something to the extent that he was drinking his beer and swallowed some of his skoal and puked all over the table, snacks, chips, and money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted January 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 We also once had a guy (happened to be a friend of the guy who Skoaled me) who was trying to do the trick where you roll the chip across your fingers using one hand, and he managed to drop the chip into his spitoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 I used to do those little Skoal Bandits when I was a freshman in high school. Yes, I was that lame. Anyway, sounds like a complete mess to have to clean up. :Sad Skoal face: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 dont people cover their mouth when they sneeze anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 why didn't he sneeze the other direction or cover his fucking mouth. I mean this was ur house n all and thats fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 why didn't he sneeze the other direction or cover his fucking mouth. I mean this was ur house n all and thats fucked up. Blond sitting his other direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Ohh myyyy 20 throw down in my fist of rage and the man to my left has folded down well johnny doubled up with a royal flush I had three jacks and a pair of nines my mind is turning - just two shots more there's not much left to play well then dude walks in black hat on top What a mop, I'm lucky It wasn't a county cop cause I'm just runnin out of time Who's up for game two what to do my wallet's gettin thin and I just lost my watch last night well I gotta problem just one answer gotta throw it all down and kiss it goodbye Yeah! That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) but someday I'll be back again And I, never to fold. (never to fold) Who's up for game three I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me And I just lost it all well there's a man sittin next to me Red, with smiling eyes It's funny I don't have no money tonight yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) but someday I'll be back again And I, never to fold. (never to fold) Bop bop bop... I say now skittleedat dat, Well how bout that? I'm coming out the front never coming out the back And I walked into the bar yesterday Cause I had something to do, something to say And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight. So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah Jahova! And I said, what'cha looking at? He hit me across the face with a bat I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go So he opened the door and said do what you're here for I said I'm wandering round the road four to four And I said I been walking for about a thousand years. And my feet are growing tired My eyes a little wired Don't know what to do unless I retire And he just said let's play some crazy poker So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say die I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say die dah dah Day day oh! I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop Don't give a shit cause I got the drop Johnny just got two eyes just like mine And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came Came to the bar to see what's the same I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me And to my left was a man, he had no chin Didn't really think about starting to sin The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice He looked kinda mad and I felt bad Beacuse I took his money last night it's kinda funny But now I'm just struggling-- I need a honey-bunny. I don't know what to say anymore So I'm just gonna go out, anywho... So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah jahova javhova, is watching over me... Day day oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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