Benyen Soljax Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 the rules are simple:5 syllables7 syllables5 syllablesI'll startohio riderslet's do some haiku todaybusas are so fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Wtf wtfwtf wtf wtf wtf wtfwtf wtf wtf wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Why should we haiku?Writing poems are for gheysGo riding instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nochknstrps Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Haiku has the best sushi in Columbus.Try the employee roll with a few pints of Sapporo.And during the summer you can find some of the hottest girls in Columbus who might just want to try your roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 ^^^^^^fail^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Ducatis are bestTwins give me a big chubbyplay with my chubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nochknstrps Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 ^^^^^^fail^^^^^^No you fail! At least I had 3 lines.Trust me I wasn't trying. I gave soljax too much credit for thinking that he was starting a thread about the resturant and not poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Haiku has the best sushi in Columbus.Try the employee roll with a few pints of Sapporo.And during the summer you can find some of the hottest girls in Columbus who might just want to try your roll.Quoted for sushiQuoted for bangin' b*tchesQuoted for cold beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 this is really gay. i could go for taco bell.never had sushi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Don't run to borderConsume sashimi insteadD@mn I need sum head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 My bad for that lineMy brain just goes to gutterI want Frosted Flakes(Seriously, didn't mean to get all NC-17 with the Haiku) LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Just use your hand manYou dont need some bitch's mouthJack it with jergens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 (Seriously, didn't mean to get all NC-17 with the Haiku) LOLI thought it was funny. Mine was worse. Im terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 I thought it was funny. Mine was worse. Im terribleBut that's expected of you... Not me:lol:The Jergen's comment almost made me spill coke on my desk (COLA that is!)... However, I prefer Lubriderm... Been hooked ever since that ad campaign with the chick and the alligator!!!Wait:I love a chick's mouthI prefer the lubridermI want lotion girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 stop talking dirty. i used lotion yesterday. this pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 I will not promiseUse Lubriderm or Jergen's ?Ha funny indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 used cocoa butter.it made my skin really soft. where is everyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 I sit on my handIt falls asleep very fastStranger shucks my cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted February 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 haikus are easybut they dont always make sensehippopotamus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 you masterbatedyour hand fell asleep quicklyultimate failure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 This thread is funnyI'm not creative enoughso i will now leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Is it just me, or does everyone else also feel the need to count on their fingers every time someone posts something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troyec001 Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 haikus are easybut they dont always make sensehippopotamusThis is the whole reason you started this thread. Just so you could post this and not look stupid.YOU FOOL NO ONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Is it just me, or does everyone else also feel the need to count on their fingers every time someone posts something? Every single one... I didn't even notice I did it until you mentioned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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