Gergwheel1647545492 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I went to my favorite restroom this past weekend, an old cinder block affair on South Beach. It smells and looks so raunchy. I usually go there to blow guys and get blown and for whatever else cums along. I had just gotten there and settled into my favorite stall when someone came in. He went up to the urinal and pissed. Through the crack I made out it was the Lifeguard. They wear all the same trunks and jackets. I couldn’t see his Cock, but he pissed forever. When he left, I was rock hard. He’d used my favorite urinal which doesn’t flush. I knelt down and lapped up his yellow nectar—washed my face in it and drank a ton. I sank back in the stall to beat off, but was interrupted by more footsteps. This time the guy sat in the stall next to mine. It was the other Guard. He sat there a few and shit. After several minutes, he wiped his Butt and left. Now, remember, this is a fucked-up old john. I went into his stall and saw four Lifeguard turds still floating in the bowl. Fuck, I had to have ‘em! I bent down, jacking, and licked ‘em. Hot taste! I picked up the smallest one and downed it whole. No problem! The second I chewed up real good before I swallowed. The third I slipped into an old lunch baggie from the trash to save for later. The last and largest I smeared on my Cock and beat off with It. Fuck, did I ever shoot one humungous Load! After I washed my Dick, I slunk back in the stall to wait. I sucked a couple Teens and numerous Trolls and took lots of Piss by evening—most of It fresh from the Spigot. One guy let me be his Toilet Bowl—three massive mushy stools! I was another’s Toilet Paper—he had diarrhea. “Damn HIV!” he muttered. From the looks of him, he was just about Full-Blown. I reassured him the Bug made his Feces extra special. The way it dribbled and shot out of him—with all that gas—I must have spared a dozen trees. Overall it was quite a productive day—and real perverted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Ummm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Ummm ummm..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 AN DEN!??!?!!!!!?!?!111!?/!?one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 i came Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/ou6t60.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 This thread makes me fear for Greg's sexual orientation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 same shit different day. i think winter insanity has set in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm off to fill out sick leave paperwork, I'm going home sick now. What has been read cannot be unread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 :nopics: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Samesies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 uhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted February 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 haters, you all are just jealous that i had a fabulous weekend and you all were stuck with your stupid snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 sucking some dude off is part of a good weekend? meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahd-ler Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 :nopics: Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 haters, you all are just jealous that i had a fabulous weekend and you all were stuck with your stupid snow What snow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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