CbrGirl Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.(Like THAT makes sense.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.(Do they look different reversed?)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.(A brick?)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.(Much worse than 'going blind!')*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first timeReason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.(Let's just think for a minute; is thereany job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.(Ah! Justice!)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.(But of course!)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.(Makes one shudder at the thought.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'(Is this a great country or what?Well, not as great as Guam!)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Who volunteers for these tests?)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.(Did our government pay for this research??)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Butterflies taste with their feet.(Ah, geez.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Starfish don't have brains.(I know some people like that, too.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*And, the best for last?Turtles can breathe through their butts.(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 im moving to guam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbluebird Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) Turtles can breathe through their butts.what happens when they sneeze Edited February 20, 2009 by bigbluebird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 CBRgirl, you are an encyclopedia full of useful knowledge... now if we can only get you to use it for good purposes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Screw you guys, I'm movin to Guam.BTW, having sex with a male animal is GAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Very informative, I feel I can live a better life now knowing this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Damn ... and asterisks and squigly marks are taking over the internets too !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 and no moving to Indonesia!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilblue375 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 In Ohio...It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. It is illegal to get a fish drunk.Whales in Ohio?? Have they looked at lake Erie lately cause i wanna know where all the whales are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 just left wal mart..there were many whale sightings in northeast ohio today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first timeReason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.sign me up!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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