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Alex L.

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Hey guys, I'm looking to sell Cliff. He's low mileage and gently used, kind of quiet and comes everything he needs. The PT Cruiser is available for purchase separately. I'm also willing to consider trades for boats, bikes, washers, your mother, your sister's mother, etc...I'm not picky. I'm not going to part him out, don't fucking ask.

 

I'm looking to get $47.63, some 70's smut films, and a pouch of Big League Chew for him, OBO of course.

 

Make me some offers, worst I can do is tell you to eat a dick.

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I'm looking to get $47.63, some 70's smut films, and a pouch of Big League Chew for him, OBO of course.

 

Your asking price is outrageous. I can buy the same thing on craigslist for $21.95 and a jar of belly button lint. I'm not at all interested, I just wanted to shit in your for sale thread and seem important.

 

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Hey there! I saw that your selling your Cliff. What if I told you that you don't have to?

 

I happen to know that times are tough. About four weeks ago I was looking at a article I found at a website and it has really helped me through these tough financial times. So far I have made $650 in my free time!

 

Almost forgot! The site is

 

Wish you luck!

 

-Eric

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Does it accept mods easily? and how in need of a tune up is it?

 

Let me know if you're interested in the following.

 

Half a bottle of aquafina

full trial size can of axe body spray.

busted zippo lighter (good for parts)

Big League Chew (Grape flavor)

2 lug nuts (not sure what they're to?)

And a back rub by yours truly.

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