boosted98gst Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 HAHAHA I had to read it again after I seen that. Its like everytime you come back, you find something else even more funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Oh my head, holy caps lock. I KAN HANLE THE CAPLOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT STHE MISSUSE OF PUNKUATION AD SHITY SPELIN!!!!!!!!!!! DAT BODERS ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolved8 Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 These are the same kind of imbred kids that show up and ruin our meets by lighting fire works, doing burnouts, doughnuts, hitting kurbs, and bouncing off there super cool 2 steps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FyrhzrdGT Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 (is an f-body with 4:55 gears even capable of 140+mph, lack of HP aside?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Craigs List never fails to impress. No matter what the car is: It's faster than God, handles on rails, and will get you laid. All backed up by all capital letters the whole way through. It took me a damn good number of times reading over that to even notice it had a phone number listed. Reminds me of the "Grand Dam" that was listed not to long ago, thought it was a mistake, clicked on the link.. Throughout the whole post referred to the car as a "Grand Dam". On a sidenote, MUST TEST DRIVE. I can only imagine with the sheer performance this car must put out, the fear of God is bestowed into you the second you get behind the wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ansonivan Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 The offer stands to go along and shoot video if someone wants to take this thing to the next level of funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 The offer stands to go along and shoot video if someone wants to take this thing to the next level of funny. Someone PLEASE head out. I want full vid. HAS CORVETTE TRANNY THAT HAS 65K MILES ON IT OUT OF A 93 CORVETTE What car is it out of? WAY 2 FAST AND NEEDS TO BE ON A TRACK OR IN A GARAGE I always put my fast cars on the track or, ya know, just sit it in the garage. THIS CAR IS A RARE I wanted this car but I want one that is a medium-rare. IM DRIVING IT EVERYDAY TIL SOLD BC IT IS A REALLLLLLLLY FUN CAR TO DRIVE ONCE YOU GET OVER 140 MPH I fully understand. I go over 140 daily also. It is indeed fun on my 2 mile drive to work. IT JUS SEEMS TO COAST AND TO GO FASTER N FASTER My car slows down when I coast. I think it's time to upgrade. IN GREAT SHAPE IN AND OUT IT NEEDS A PAINT JOB TO BE CLEAR COAT IS FADED IN ON HOOD AND WING Are we still talking about just 1 car? SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY Screwed yourself on that one buddy. A STEAL AND DEAL AT 4000$$$$ ASKING 3500$ Well, since you're dropping 500$$ in your ad alone I'll be sure to "CALL 614 260 8244 ASAP". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 I'm glad you guys are quoting it because I tried reading it but I couldnt make it past the first sentence. Its like staring at a completed crossword puzzle, i started seeing shapes and patterns. I think I can see a sailboat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Igor Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 The offer stands to go along and shoot video if someone wants to take this thing to the next level of funny. Someone PLEASE head out. I want full vid. Lets do it. Pm sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Oh my head, holy caps lock. Thinking the same thing. CAPS Lock bad. My head hurts from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkside87t Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 That's just too fast for me... I'll have to pass. The g-force after 140mph AND CLIMBING is just too much for me to handle he'd better put some wings on that shit to keep it on the ground...haha....or knight rider mod! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 That's just too fast for me... I'll have to pass. The g-force after 140mph AND CLIMBING is just too much for me to handle actually, the g forces traveling 140 mph and 10 mph are the same. the acceleration from 10-140 is where your g forces come in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyster101 Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Someone go test drive this beast! I want to know how the power felt. Oh and check it out, automatic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cranium Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 I'm not even sure where to start. But I'll toss in the fact that a '91 F-body does not have an LT1 motor. The guy doesn't even know what year his car is. Will an LT1 with 4.55 gears go 140? No, but without recalibrating the PCM for the gears I'll bet it reads 140. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ansonivan Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Igor and I looked at the car last night, here's one little video nugget in which we learn that "reacing chips" are installed in the ashtray. If Adobe Premiere stops locking itself in protest I should have more video up this evening featuring the siren song of "455 gears" and the easy coasting of 140mph +++ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 THE ALMIGHTY LT1 WILL OWN 270 ONCE AGAIN!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy43016 Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 why is he yelling at me?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatloaf169 Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 his speedo is in hm/h haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 his speedo is in hm/h haha Hectometers/hour? That would be painfully slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FyrhzrdGT Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 So did you buy it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted May 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 I'm not even sure where to start. But I'll toss in the fact that a '91 F-body does not have an LT1 motor. The guy doesn't even know what year his car is. Will an LT1 with 4.55 gears go 140? No, but without recalibrating the PCM for the gears I'll bet it reads 140. I was agreeing with you, BUT, wait, the intake does look like an LT1. It's not tuned port like I expected to see. My dad's 92 Vette is the first year for the LT1 in Vettes, and I know the F body was a year or 3 later. Hmmm. Actually has an LT1 swap? Now I believe it is faster than Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Lets put some 5.11 gears in this bitcheszzz and jump it at Rob's!!! Just tell the guy you want to test drive and go jump it lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawboy1647545515 Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Not an LT1, likely a miniram on hopefully an L98. An LT1 wouldn't have a distributor although some 3rd-genners do modify the LT1 intake to work on L98's with a distributor. The chips in the ashtray are because someone has burned custom chips for the car and it probably has a replaceable memcal chip holder in the ECU. Whoever did the previous tuning probably gave this guy several chips with different tunes. The owner clearly knows nothing about the car and it would be a scary purchase without talking to who actually did all the work on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cranium Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Good catch, I did not notice the distributor behind the intake. Looking at it again I noticed the alternator is on the wrong side (would be on the passenger side for an LT1). Then again, maybe now I'm the one talking out of my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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