Squidward Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 So, graduation was yesterday and for my open house my parents decided a keg would be a good idea. Woke up yesterday morning the the site of a half keg in my kitchen (win). After graduation the ginger and i came back to the open house at my house, and after waiting till my grandparents left we started to drink. It was myself, Alex, both our girl friends, my brothers, parents, and a couple other friends sitting around the bon fire, and after a few drinks alex starts getting louder and louder. 2 hours later of going drink for drink with my girlfriend he suddenly became dead silent. We heard the gurgle followed by the deep breathing we all know, and then puke... Right about then i went inside with the girl and tried to get her to sleep. About 4 hours later i woke up and found my brothers and alex still by the fire, his head between his knees. He'd been puking the entire time i was gone, which was about 13 times. Once we knew he was done we walked him into my basement and let him sleep. Woke up this morning to go to the bathroom and something caught my attention out of the corner of my eye, it was the ginger, on my couch, passed out, upstairs, with different pants on then what we had left him in the basement with... And the result of the 13 times puking was this http://i751.photobucket.com/albums/xx160/O_HAI_1338/IMG00180-20100607-0231.jpg Oh yeah and just to let you guys know, my girlfriend whos about 60lbs lighter than alex, and who went drink for drink with him never puked once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 looks like he had a lot of corn. oh and he was texting me when he had 5 drinks saying he was already feeling tipsy. we need to get this kid some tolerance built up before college comes along and kills him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Feels good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 No drunken pics of the ginger? Hmm... I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 I remember my first time.. beat me to it..heheh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Posted June 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 No drunken pics of the ginger? Hmm... I don't know. There's a couple but theyre on his phone. Ill get them posted later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 bahahaha I remember my first beer.... Soo what's the back story on alex having different pants on in a different part of the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Post pics of ginger that will be win, Pics of him puking FTMFW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Honestly i thinks that stupid when parents do that to be the cool parents. When you turn 21 youll realize its not that cool anymore Alex send my the pictures lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Honestly i thinks that stupid when parents do that to be the cool parents. When you turn 21 youll realize its not that cool anymore Alex send my the pictures lol X2 Thanks for the invite sean an ginger asshats hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Awesome thread, will read again! :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 *sigh* I thought there was hope for him too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/14biggy/IMG00181-20100607-0955.jpg lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 PEWK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS_Sonoma Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 bawahahwa ahahhah aheht teh theh heh teh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 parents who host, lose the most! lol but i agree...once you turn 21, and its no longer "oh shit we're not supposed to do this!", its just kinda "meh". i thought i'd be drinking every weekend, and that lasted about a month after i turned 21. i still like to go out with friends, but if i do its for like $1 beer nights somewhere, because otherwise drinking at a bar or restaurant gets expensive quick. jager bombs at applebees the other night were almost $8 each. i could buy a bottle and a couple packs of redbull for $40 and make a lot more than 5. and just to one up your pic, heres what happens when a (found out after the fact) 17 year old does like 4 beer bongs in a row, and eats chipotle before coming over. he was the step-brother or something of a buddy, who was 19 then...never drank before...shit, he asked us to get them mikes hard lemonade. but i saw him about to yak just standing there, told him to run down the hallway and pull a 180 into the bathroom...he made it about 2 steps, put a fist up to his mouth to cover it, and there was no return yes, this is a wall, and yes, he managed to projectile it probably 7+ feet into the bedroom. he was standing where you see that leg/sandle in pic 2...some serious distance http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/evan938/100_0352.jpg?t=1221369242 http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/evan938/100_0353.jpg?t=1221369242 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Fuck me, man! So, are any of you his friends? Who the hell let this lightweight consume that much alchohol?! I don't know, I've always kinda kept an eye on friends no matter how drunk I was. I know you can't always babysit someone however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 epic thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitual Sinner Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Need more pics of ginger fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paint-princess Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Thats just pathetic. And the second pic's were just NASTY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 We can't all be stay-at-home moms at 19. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/14biggy/Smileys/shrug.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 We can't all be stay-at-home moms at 19. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/14biggy/Smileys/shrug.gif Boy that don't make a lick a sense. You must be some kinda goddamn ruhtard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I drank too much before I was 21, and I puked. But I puked on myself, outside, into sump pumps, etc. You should be replacing carpet and painting walls brodeo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosted98gst Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I remember highschool drunk nights.....I puked all over my friends house too, his mom still says shit about it to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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