unfunnyryan Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 I say we do away with the whole firing squad and just have several mounted guns pointed at the inmate, and have them fired by a floor switch. The floor switch is placed in a 12x12 room in which 3 chickens are tossed into. Eventually one of the chickens will hit the switch, but the inmate is allowed to prod at the chickens with a long wooden rod he can swing around using only his mouth. The event is set up on pay per view and gambling on which chicken hits the switch is legal. Benny Hill is the music of choice. I just fixed the system. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 I say we do away with the whole firing squad and just have several mounted guns pointed at the inmate, and have them fired by a floor switch. The floor switch is placed in a 12x12 room in which 3 chickens are tossed into. Eventually one of the chickens will hit the switch, but the inmate is allowed to prod at the chickens with a long wooden rod he can swing around using only his mouth. The event is set up on pay per view and gambling on which chicken hits the switch is legal. Benny Hill is the music of choice. I just fixed the system. Aside from the seriousness of this thread I had to + rep you for the laughs. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ansonivan Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Lulz ... but then the chicken farmer gets to feel guilty about raising the killer bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 http://mudflats.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/guillotine.gif they never shoulda stopped using this and it would make good tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 I'm with Dave! The 5 people 4 rounds thing could easly leave a person needing closure that would never be able to get it. Instead of it being, "I didnt do it..." it would be, "I dont know if it was me and now I will have to live the rest of my life not knowing..." Either way there are enough trigger happy officers out there to shoot every one of us and not lose any sleep over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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