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What sounds good???

Gyros?

Bk lounge

5 guys

Caines

Pizza fly

Hound dougs

Taco hell

Steak n shake

Tjs

Mckie ds

Home to cook whateva is in the fridge??

 

Btw I'm drunk posting waiting for this whore to come over

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i'm drunk

and right now i'm so in love with you

and i don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do

lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars

while the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car

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Where is my free frisco melt?!

 

I ate it. So idk, but I'm feeling like drinking tonight iks a winner. I am quitting my job tommorow so I may as well and go in as ripped as possible

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Drunk texts are better than drunk posts.

Drunk stories are better than the real thing see above no story there

telling your own drunk story is a cry for attention...

 

I remeber my first beer to Phil was it good?

 

Joe 5 guys burgers is the bomb eat it and see

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Drunk texts are better than drunk posts.

Drunk stories are better than the real thing see above no story there

telling your own drunk story is a cry for attention...

 

I remeber my first beer to Phil was it good?

 

Joe 5 guys burgers is the bomb eat it and see

 

I don't drink beer. I drink martinis, skinny girl martinis at that. They are amazing with low calories. Beer makes u fat and stinks. Also my cute glass over your shit colored bottle and foam. Smooth over bite. Taste is the key. Ever had a long island, they are to die for when made correctly. Hmm a nice sex on the beach sounds good to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jus kidding, my drunk stories are pretty epic actually but I was at. Home so I posted

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I don't drink beer. I drink martinis, skinny girl martinis at that. They are amazing with low calories. Beer makes u fat and stinks. Also my cute glass over your shit colored bottle and foam. Smooth over bite. Taste is the key. Ever had a long island, they are to die for when made correctly. Hmm a nice sex on the beach sounds good to.

 

 

Why drink,

 

A wise man once taught me to roll in fashionably late, Make nice with ladies then offer a ride home:o Im a cheap pimp. But it works and you will still look like an idiot holding a martini while I'm grabbing ass.

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Why drink,

 

A wise man once taught me to roll in fashionably late, Make nice with ladies then offer a ride home:o Im a cheap pimp. But it works and you will still look like an idiot holding a martini while I'm grabbing ass.

 

 

Getting ladies has never been an issue for me. Getting rid of them is. And don't hate cuz I got my satchel and a martini glass.

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and right now i'm so in love with you.

and i don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do.

lay my hands on Heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars.

while the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car.

 

nothing quite like the feel of something new.

maybe i'm all messed up.

maybe i'm all messed up.

maybe i'm all messed up in you.

maybe i'm all messed up.

maybe i'm all messed up.

maybe i'm all messed up.

maybe i'm all messed up in you.

maybe i'm all messed up.

this is the only time i really feel alive.

this is the only time i really feel alive.

 

i swear.

i just found everything i need.

the sweat in your eyes the blood in your veins are listening to me.

well i want to wrap it up and swim in it until i drown.

my moral standing is lying down.

 

nothing quite like the feel of something new.

maybe i'm all messed up.

maybe i'm all messed up.

maybe i'm all messed up in you.

maybe i'm all messed up.

maybe i'm all messed up.

maybe i'm all messed up.

maybe i'm all messed up in you.

maybe i'm all messed up.

this is the only time i really feel alive.

this is the only time i really feel alive.

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