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Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally

dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the

table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue

wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by

this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head

on the table and emerged red- faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.

Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything

that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness,

Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well,

you can have it but it will cost you $500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and

moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is

interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday

afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her

house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house

at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500

- they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as

agreed.

Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon

arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house

this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered,

'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.'

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,

'And did he give you $500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied,

'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife

by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and

borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our

house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player .

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