CbrGirl Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentallydropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under thetable to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Suewasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked bythis, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his headon the table and emerged red- faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anythingthat you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness,Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well,you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial andmoral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he isinterested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Fridayafternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at herhouse around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's houseat 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500- they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, asagreed. Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And uponarriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the housethis afternoon?' With a lump in her throat Sue answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,'And did he give you $500?' Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.' Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wifeby saying, 'He came by the office this morning andborrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by ourhouse this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.' Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 that was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APCh8r Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 that is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 very nice yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 haha, pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copper1k Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Very Good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveGSXR750 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 im gonna start dropping the cards more often!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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