99BlownYellowGT Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Go to petco and buy some stuff called Natures Miracle it is the best urine remover out there if it doesnt work nothing will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Good question on why I'm cleaning it up -- his girlfriend tried and failed miserably. I guess he said he would replace it -- but just kind of seems like a waste of money. I think the pissanator spray is working. I think they intentionally make the spray smell like a hint of piss so you think it is better, although it isn't really completely gone. I went to college and have seen enough people piss themselves blacked out that this doesn't really seem out of the ordinary. My roommate sophomore year pissed in my laundry basket and on my bed...I just attract this shit to my belongings. http://smiliesftw.com/x/greddymb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Thanks for the serious replies. I can't smell anything any more as of right now after dousing it in the spray -- so we'll see. If I can't smell anything I will just flip the thing. http://smiliesftw.com/x/greddymb.gif You just kind of seem like a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/4983/kevin.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Use goo-gone mixed with vinegar and a little tiny bit of vodka. Be sure not to use too much vodka or it will smell like straight alcohol. I would suggest mixing it and applying it outdoors just to be safe (so you dont mess up the floor). Soak it with the solution and let it sit for about 24 -48 hours until it dries. Once it dries apply a little bit more of the solution. After it is slightly damp set that shit on fire and buy a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Find pool, toss that shit in the pool, pull it out and set it out in the sun to dry.. good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 You just kind of seem like a dick. Wow. Are you really Kevin R.? Get thicker e-skin, and avoid posting about guys peeing on your disposable furniture. I bring serious replies to serious questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 put yourself in your roommies shoes---would you want to sleep on a piss futon?? make drunk guy buy a new one---plain and simple. there's no amount of spray that can undo the damage that's been done. a new one is the only answer that makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Futons are filled with foam. you will not be able to remove all the piss. Personally if I was the room mate I would want it replaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEVE-O Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Hugo there isn't a fuckin laundry detergent or dry cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some shit, suffice it to say, just don't wash out ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Apply foam to upholstery and work it in with your brother's toothbrush. :asshole: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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