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iPhone users are more likely to have herpes.

 

If your girlfriend has an iPhone she has cheated on you. Probably while you were online typing about how great your iPhone is.

 

iPhone users are trendy people that follow trends. Being gay is a current trend...

 

Steve Jobs has personally had sex with 1billion woman giving the iphoners a huge advantage in this survey.

 

Android users are dorks that masturbate to nerd porn downloaded on their phones.

 

Android users are so busy trying to be like iPhone users that they forgot about sex all together at times.

 

Blackberry users are too busy working to worry about sex. It not easy getting some when your emails refresh that fucking quick!!!

 

Blackberry users spend the time that would have been dedicated to sex getting their track balls fixed.

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