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Alex L.

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What's fast for a civic?

 

Not a civic!

 

Are those capris?

 

No I'm jus to lazt to do laundry

 

If my pubes are hanging out, is that a successful sag?

 

Dude, 3.9 is fast

Like 39 seconds?

No you idiot 3 point 9 seconds

Oh my car is quick, I ran 15s

:gtfo:

 

 

We were racing? I was adujsting my gauges, my bad

 

I looked in my rear view and I see cop lights so I slow down, and then your fucking car gets behind me, icouldnt see who he was about to fuck up. But I did see all 3 of us hop in the right hand lane faster than paul on a fat chick.

 

So timeout, someone had sex with the fat chick, and it wasn't paul.

 

Love habdles at first sight.

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do tell ?

 

When Scott beats me, he ends up paying a high price. Not sure exactly what happened last night, or when it happened, but the Ginger's comment indicated that the camaro was smoking last night after we made a run. Hope it was nothing really wrong.

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