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First off this story blows: why you ask, I shall tell you...

 

 

You go to a trio joint on a Thursday. They only reason for "drink specials, is cause thursdays suck ass you retard. Fri and Saturday. Number two, the strip clubs are only fun if you go with people who kno wat they r doing. You and rob know nothing about strip clubs, so I'm sure paul will never go back. You get a dude pissy drunk past out at a table, and have to drag him out of a TITTY bar. Who does that, spends that much on drinks and doesn't spend an equal amount on lap dances and blow jobs. Newbs. Then u go to dream girls :wtf: , no comment. Drive 10 more minutes and go to columbus gold. Atleast there's quality. And my favorite part. You call girls at the end of the nite. Were they atleast legal this time? Can they get in the bars if need be? Probably not , so u get mad wen this young dumb bitch says some dumbness and you take her home without getting the dome or the ass. My calculations say you rob john and paul are 4 of the biggest failures I've met. You spent atleast $100 to get ur drinks drank by std promising whores, thrown out, waffle house, and a waste of gas wiithout getting any dicks wet. So glad I stayed home and got blown twice while watching football. For $0

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First off this story blows: why you ask, I shall tell you...

 

 

You go to a trio joint on a Thursday. They only reason for "drink specials, is cause thursdays suck ass you retard. Fri and Saturday. Number two, the strip clubs are only fun if you go with people who kno wat they r doing. You and rob know nothing about strip clubs, so I'm sure paul will never go back. You get a dude pissy drunk past out at a table, and have to drag him out of a TITTY bar. Who does that, spends that much on drinks and doesn't spend an equal amount on lap dances and blow jobs. Newbs. Then u go to dream girls :wtf: , no comment. Drive 10 more minutes and go to columbus gold. Atleast there's quality. And my favorite part. You call girls at the end of the nite. Were they atleast legal this time? Can they get in the bars if need be? Probably not , so u get mad wen this young dumb bitch says some dumbness and you take her home without getting the dome or the ass. My calculations say you rob john and paul are 4 of the biggest failures I've met. You spent atleast $100 to get ur drinks drank by std promising whores, thrown out, waffle house, and a waste of gas wiithout getting any dicks wet. So glad I stayed home and got blown twice while watching football. For $0

 

Best post of yours since returning from hiatus.

 

The real funny here is in the truth, I'm glad I never wasted time on this type shit.

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See if I were there we would have had ALL the BISHES! haha maybe next time

 

 

 

:lol: really? How is that? It takes $ for them hoes to get on the wood. What are you gonna do, dance your way into a lapdance? I don't believe strippers work on the barter system sir. If you woulda went someone would have to pay for you, i. Don't kno how much fun a girl is gonna have paying for you to get a lap dance, maybe just best for you to stay home

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:lol: really? How is that? It takes $ for them hoes to get on the wood. What are you gonna do, dance your way into a lapdance? I don't believe strippers work on the barter system sir. If you woulda went someone would have to pay for you, i. Don't kno how much fun a girl is gonna have paying for you to get a lap dance, maybe just best for you to stay home

 

That right there may have been true a week ago...so i cant hate you for your statement. But its a false one sir very false indeed! So as they say EAD! :D

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That right there may have been true a week ago...so i cant hate you for your statement. But its a false one sir very false indeed! So as they say EAD! :D

 

 

Oh so your a stripper now makes cents, due to the fact no one gets paid the 1st wk of there job you idiot. Where are you working btw?

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Ask Me how much i spent Last night Phil, And I am one who does know about strip clubs... How many Strippers have you fucked.. in the strip Club? 2. How many strippers have you had come back to your house, and then have them run out thinking your friend is going to rape and kill them... (this happened to me, if shanton would have charged his Camera shit would be on video). I Spent $50. I had $22 in ones that Lasted me all night and then $20 in drinks+tip and $8 was contributed to Pauls first VIP room visit... which was awesome that she gave him Blue balls and as a think you gave him a Hand Job Porno DVD. LMFAO!!!! Me and Rob had never been to Dreamgirls thats why we stopped... we got in for free so it wasnt a waste. Phil dont hate.
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Oh so your a stripper now makes cents, due to the fact no one gets paid the 1st wk of there job you idiot. Where are you working btw?

 

Ha, its all about the side hustle come on now. And im a csr at this company bioscript. Pretty good place Good pay starting out cant complain. And i get paid weekly and ive worked on a couple cars on the side. That under the table money

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Ha, its all about the side hustle come on now. And im a csr at this company bioscript. Pretty good place Good pay starting out cant complain. And i get paid weekly and ive worked on a couple cars on the side. That under the table money

 

How about you work on your own damn car and get that thing out :bangbang:

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Ha, its all about the side hustle come on now. And im a csr at this company bioscript. Pretty good place Good pay starting out cant complain. And i get paid weekly and ive worked on a couple cars on the side. That under the table money

 

 

Someone let your work on a car? What did you do, check tire pressure? Change the oil? Rotate floor mats? That's a total $20 job, you musta had a crazy line out you garage for your services.

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typical phil always just talking shit.

 

phil you were not there so keep your opinions to your self an shut the fuck up.

 

you might be all" high and mighty" ooo yeaaa im a pro strip club enthusiast who gives a fuck what you do or how you do it. IF you were with us great then u can complain about HOW BAD IT Was but you wernt so really dude

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Ask Me how much i spent Last night Phil, And I am one who does know about strip clubs... How many Strippers have you fucked.. in the strip Club? 2. How many strippers have you had come back to your house, and then have them run out thinking your friend is going to rape and kill them... (this happened to me, if shanton would have charged his Camera shit would be on video). I Spent $50. I had $22 in ones that Lasted me all night and then $20 in drinks+tip and $8 was contributed to Pauls first VIP room visit... which was awesome that she gave him Blue balls and as a think you gave him a Hand Job Porno DVD. LMFAO!!!! Me and Rob had never been to Dreamgirls thats why we stopped... we got in for free so it wasnt a waste. Phil dont hate.

 

 

Warm up tha buses cause I'm about to send em home!!!

 

Rule 1. Never take a stripper home- you weren't the 1st person of the nite

Rule 2. Never fuck a stripper in the strip club. You arnt the 1st or 2nd persn of the nite

Rule 3. Never fuck a stripper. She has fucked every1. Now go get checked, cause the white stuff rolling out the tip of your dick ain't normal.

Rule 4. If your gonna hit on any women at a strip club, make sure her clothes don't come off for money. Aka bar tender, waiter, manager ect

Rule 5. If you can't make it rain, sit in the back and only pay for exciting dancers. I.e pussy popn, ass droppers, bitches who play with the pussy, or bitches who are maken it squirt. Yes it gross but entertaining.

 

Phil don't hate, phil tells troof. And troof is, you were posting while in the trio joint. So this goes to show, that shit was weak as fuck. Phil doesn't do strip clubs anymore. Phil does private parties with the fellz. Next time ill invite you, and u can do the same thing I did the 1st time. Pick ur jaw up off the floor. And idc what happened, NO 1 got any pussy last nite so I win. Pussy and money trump all. Seeing as I kept my $ and got pussy, while u waisted $ not getting pussy. You lose 2 fold my man

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typical phil always just talking shit.

 

phil you were not there so keep your opinions to your self an shut the fuck up.

 

you might be all" high and mighty" ooo yeaaa im a pro strip club enthusiast who gives a fuck what you do or how you do it. IF you were with us great then u can complain about HOW BAD IT Was but you wernt so really dude

 

 

Oh paul, I understand ur excitment, I really do, but if u do it right, man that shit can be classy and great at the same time. You do it with rhett, and yes u have a few giggles, and u carry ur dude out the bar. But if u do it with me, 1 drink, 20 bucks and ull never wanna leave my man. Ill call u for the next private party.

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Oh paul, I understand ur excitment, I really do, but if u do it right, man that shit can be classy and great at the same time. You do it with rhett, and yes u have a few giggles, and u carry ur dude out the bar. But if u do it with me, 1 drink, 20 bucks and ull never wanna leave my man. Ill call u for the next private party.

 

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit, Call me to lol

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Are you talking like a keys party? hahaha

 

 

Exapmle- you met my dad , take 10 more guys jus like him, rent out a party room, or someones basment, 5 dtf strippers and 4 bottles of goose and hennesy. What do you get? 3 strippers fucking, my dad getting blown next to me ( odd I kno) and a bitch shoving a bud light bottle up her asshole. Not the lil end either. And then poured it down some dudes throat, while still in her ass. I spent 20 and had 1 drink. :lol:, they do it for every big sporting event. Michigan osu is suppose to be the next party.

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Phil you don't sport enough moxie and are not some sport celeb so why would you speak about yourself in the third person. This shows how played out your rep is.

Secondly did you just refer to any stripper as classy? I can say with 100% certianty that no stripper is classy! The simple act is slurry and dirty. But in your world of limited experience if she smokes cigarillos or 100's slims and does coke not weed or pills that is classy.

 

Now return to your madden and your blow jobs and love that 1 demensiona life. One day you will realize that what your doing now and they way you think bro rape is cool, will all be funny to you and not just us.

 

Continue your day sir

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Phil you don't sport enough moxie and are not some sport celeb so why would you speak about yourself in the third person. This shows how played out your rep is.

Secondly did you just refer to any stripper as classy? I can say with 100% certianty that no stripper is classy! The simple act is slurry and dirty. But in your world of limited experience if she smokes cigarillos or 100's slims and does coke not weed or pills that is classy.

 

Now return to your madden and your blow jobs and love that 1 demensiona life. One day you will realize that what your doing now and they way you think bro rape is cool, will all be funny to you and not just us.

 

Continue your day sir

 

 

Moxie, played out, bro rape. You know this day in age with all multi media access you would know these phrases are "played out"l wens the last time anyone mentioned bro rape? I did the 3rd person thing not because I'm cool, but in refference that this guy. Doesn't lie. And I didn't mean classy in a bitch u would take home to mom dukes, I meant classy for a stripper. And in comparing rachels to columbus gold. Id say cg is fucking classy. Now you on the other hand love mel I don't have to be a celeb cause u sir follow me like twitter. There is no room left on this band wagon, but. Jog close maybe one day ill let u hop on wen I boot someone else off.

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Secondly did you just refer to any stripper as classy? I can say with 100% certianty that no stripper is classy! The simple act is slurry and dirty. But in your world of limited experience if she smokes cigarillos or 100's slims and does coke not weed or pills that is classy.

 

3 strippers fucking, my dad getting blown next to me ( odd I kno) and a bitch shoving a bud light bottle up her asshole. Not the lil end either. And then poured it down some dudes throat, while still in her ass.

 

http://www.heretolead.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/stay_classy1.gif

 

Also, found this and totally agree.

 

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/celebrity-pictures-audrey-hepburn-classy-girls.jpg

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Moxie, played out, bro rape. You know this day in age with all multi media access you would know these phrases are "played out"l wens the last time anyone mentioned bro rape? I did the 3rd person thing not because I'm cool, but in refference that this guy. Doesn't lie. And I didn't mean classy in a bitch u would take home to mom dukes, I meant classy for a stripper. And in comparing rachels to columbus gold. Id say cg is fucking classy. Now you on the other hand love mel I don't have to be a celeb cause u sir follow me like twitter. There is no room left on this band wagon, but. Jog close maybe one day ill let u hop on wen I boot someone else off.

 

How is 1. Giving a guy a blow job next to their son 2. Sticking the big end of a beer bottle in there ass and pouring it into a guys mouth classy... I mean sounds cool.. but I would have used another word besides Classy

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How is 1. Giving a guy a blow job next to their son 2. Sticking the big end of a beer bottle in there ass and pouring it into a guys mouth classy... I mean sounds cool.. but I would have used another word besides Classy

 

 

In comparison to where u went, cg is way clasy :lol: and none of this happened at a club, this was a private party

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In comparison to where u went, cg is way clasy :lol: and none of this happened at a club, this was a private party

 

Yeah, still not classy... A strip Club is a strip club and the girls at X are not bad at all... DreamGirls there was 2 hot girls and Phil would have loved the rest

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