SRTurbo04 Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 yeaaa havent pooped in 3 days an i just ripped the hottest fart( i swear it burnt my butt hairs) an i felt the hot air hit me in the face. yea i about puked ahhhhhh you know its bad gas when you cant stand to smell your own. hoping to get a good poo in later im aware this is a completely worless an gross post but meh i dont care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickey4271647545519 Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 thanks for teh lawlz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I hate that I have to hold up my penis when I poop so that the tip wont get wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 cool story bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Have you ever farted while doing a handstand? Since you are upside down is that considered a burp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 drink a couple 16 ounce glasses of prune juice. You'll be good to go in about an hour, if not less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I hate that I have to hold up my penis when I poop so that the tip wont get wet. There's too much water in the bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I hate that I have to hold up my penis when I poop so that the tip wont get wet. Stop wearing diapers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 There's too much water in the bowl. Damn you for knowing the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I hate that I have to hold up my penis when I poop so that the tip wont get wet. remember that one time when i first came to your house. i had to take that narly shit.. ahhh i forgot brian carter buys the good toilet paper. i swear it felt like baby wipes. it WAS AWESOME!!!! drink a couple 16 ounce glasses of prune juice. You'll be good to go in about an hour, if not less. meh i feel some pressure i forcee a nigth in the bathroom taking a poo. i alreaddy set it up with some nice tp some baby wipes. febreeze an a phone charger so i can watch youtube(btw im not joking :bangbang:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 why havent u pooped in 3 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 why havent u pooped in 3 days The gerbil hasn't died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 why havent u pooped in 3 days That's a good question. Been backed up and I've been eating a ton so this poo will be epic pics to come.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erica Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 LOLZ so, now I know who to blame when all my water pressure goes away while you are trying to flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 If you need inspiration you can use my toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ohcrapp1.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 in for pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Maybe you can break Randy's record and drop 8.6 courics or bigger http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2007-10-12-southparkscouric.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 why havent u pooped in 3 days This. It's not healthy, man. The gerbil hasn't died. lol Hilarious. Maybe you can break Randy's record and drop 8.6 courics or bigger http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2007-10-12-southparkscouric.jpg This crossed my mind, too, when I began this thread. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 remember that one time when i first came to your house. i had to take that narly shit.. ahhh i forgot brian carter buys the good toilet paper. i swear it felt like baby wipes. it WAS AWESOME!!!! meh i feel some pressure i forcee a nigth in the bathroom taking a poo. i alreaddy set it up with some nice tp some baby wipes. febreeze an a phone charger so i can watch youtube(btw im not joking :bangbang:) the first time you came over to my new place you took a shit there too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 the first time you came over to my new place you took a shit there too Hahaha but u have shitty toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaulsen Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Hahaha but u have shitty toilet paper cottonelle isn't cheap or shitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 True story, one of my ex's popped literally once a MONTH. It was the weirdest fucking thing ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblunt Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 True story, one of my ex's popped literally once a MONTH. It was the weirdest fucking thing ever. My wife does this. No joke. And when she finally does go once a month its painful and a multiple session deal. She had it checked out a few years back and they said there wasn't anything wrong with her. If i go more than 24hrs there is something terribly wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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